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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,911 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Fleshlight

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    @ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,911 ✭✭✭✭✭

    A microchip

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    @ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • OutdoorsSmoke_21191OutdoorsSmoke_21191 Posts: 3,578 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Underwear for @Vision brass balls.

    A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.

  • VisionVision Posts: 9,232 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @OutdoorsSmoke_21191 said:
    Underwear for @Vision brass balls.

    They don't call me "Teflon D0ng" for nuttin.....

  • StubbleStubble Posts: 9,462 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Banana Peeler

    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 28,545 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Foot scraper

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  • OlekingcoleOlekingcole Posts: 327 ✭✭✭✭

    Meat tenderizer hammer

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 21,514 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Gluing up a Traction Belt for Stubble's banana peeler

  • VisionVision Posts: 9,232 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Wood rasp.

  • OlekingcoleOlekingcole Posts: 327 ✭✭✭✭

    Gun sling

  • StubbleStubble Posts: 9,462 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • OutdoorsSmoke_21191OutdoorsSmoke_21191 Posts: 3,578 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Inner tube scraper

    A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.

  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 5,107 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Negative

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 28,545 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Something that removes the pills from sweaters. Pills are small balls of fabric that form on the surface of sweaters and other knitwear due to friction and repetitive washing.

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  • rsherman24rsherman24 Posts: 7,443 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • OlekingcoleOlekingcole Posts: 327 ✭✭✭✭

    Ratchet strap

  • OutdoorsSmoke_21191OutdoorsSmoke_21191 Posts: 3,578 ✭✭✭✭✭

    It’s sooooo obvious 🥱🥱🥱

    A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.

  • StubbleStubble Posts: 9,462 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @OutdoorsSmoke_21191 said:
    It’s sooooo obvious 🥱🥱🥱

    Spill the beans Sunshine!

    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 5,107 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Nope, and not what you're thinking.

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • OutdoorsSmoke_21191OutdoorsSmoke_21191 Posts: 3,578 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @IndustMech said:
    Nope, and not what you're thinking.

    What am I thinking Dr. Phil??

    A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.

  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 5,107 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @OutdoorsSmoke_21191 said:

    @IndustMech said:
    Nope, and not what you're thinking.

    What am I thinking Dr. Phil??

    You're thinking you know the answer, post your guess, we'll see if your right.

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • Sethbanks711Sethbanks711 Posts: 482 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Carpet kicker?

  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 5,107 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Sethbanks711 said:
    Carpet kicker?

    No

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • rsherman24rsherman24 Posts: 7,443 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • StubbleStubble Posts: 9,462 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @rsherman24 said:
    @OutdoorsSmoke_21191 knows what it is

    But he is scared.....

    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • OutdoorsSmoke_21191OutdoorsSmoke_21191 Posts: 3,578 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Apparently, I do NOT know. John said so. @IndustMech

    A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 28,545 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @OutdoorsSmoke_21191 said:
    Apparently, I do NOT know. John said so. @IndustMech

    What did you think it was?

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  • rsherman24rsherman24 Posts: 7,443 ✭✭✭✭✭

    He knew the last 3, until he didn’t

  • OlekingcoleOlekingcole Posts: 327 ✭✭✭✭

    A cat’s tongue. He has another cat that's similar but not exact with a smooth tongue

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