"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form." -- Winston Churchill "LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
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@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
Disclaimer: All trolling is provided for the sole entertainment purposes of the author only. Readers may find entertainment and hard core truths, but none are intended. Any resulting damaged feelings or arse chapping of the reader are the sole responsibility of the reader, to include, but not limited to: crying, anger, revenge pørn, and abandonment or deletion of ccom accounts. Offer void in Utah because Utah is terrible.
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
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Afraid not
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
Box spring
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
Mattress topper
SMH
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
Electric blanket?
Chair
My favorite cigar list here
Ice pack sheet
Nope
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
Mylar condom with ribs for her pleasure
Dog bed
Packing Material / bubble wrap
cover for a BBQ
Sleeping bag
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
A Birkin bag
A quilt
electrical conduit pull line
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
Fireproof underwear, not Mormon approved.
Meaty clam hammer
Adult diaper
Negative
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
Lawn equipment
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
The lining of a jacket
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
Bulletproof vest
My favorite cigar list here
Alligator skin
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Sealed top of a Pringles can
Industrial embroidery kit, it's supposed to be a mountain scene.
Umbrella
Flip flops