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  • KenpoKnightKenpoKnight Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @VegasFrank that’s great!  So many benefits for kids. Encourage her to stay with it! 
  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,103 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ICYMI. Hint: it was good while it lasted.
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  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,813 ✭✭✭✭✭
    blueberry muffin?

    https://genius.com/Frank-zappa-muffin-man-lyrics

    [Intro: Frank Zappa]
    The Muffin Man is seated at the table
    In the laboratory of the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen...
    Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon
    He gathers an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants!
    And, brushing his scapular aside
    Proceeds to dump these inside of his shirt
    He turns to us and speaks:
    "Some people like cupcakes better. I, for one care less for them!"
    Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot
    Of a fully charged icing-anointment utensil
    He poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette
    Near- ha, ha
    Let's try that again-
    He poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette
    Near the summit of a dense-but-radiant muffin
    Of his own design
    Later he says:
    "Some people, some people like cupcakes exclusively
    While I myself I say there is naught
    Nor ought there be nothing so exalted
    On the face of God's grey earth
    As that Prince of foods... the Muffin!"

    [Verse 1: Frank Zappa]
    Girl, you thought he was a man
    But he was a muffin
    He hung around till you found
    That he didn't know nuthin'

    [Verse 2: Frank Zappa]
    Girl, you thought he was a man
    But he only was a-puffin'
    No cries is heard in the night
    As a result of him stuffin'

    [Guitar Solo]

    [Verse 3: Captain Beefheart]
    Girl, you thought he was a man
    But he was a muffin
    No cries is heard in the night
    As a result of him stuffin'

    [Outro: Frank Zappa]
    Bruce Fowler on trombone, Napoleon Murphy Brock on tenor sax and lead vocals, Terry Bozzio on drums, Tom Fowler on bass, Denny Walley on slide, George Duke on keyboards, Captain Beefheart on vocals and soprano sax and madness. Thank you very much for coming to the concert tonight. Hope you enjoyed it. Goodnight Austin, Texas, wherever you are!




  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Dental Floss.
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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,103 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Um, no sir on both, and for the record I would hate to kiss the mouth that dental floss came out of...
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  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,813 ✭✭✭✭✭
    charcoal grill?

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I think I'm moving to Montana soon...
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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,103 ✭✭✭✭✭
    charcoal grill?

    Yeppers.... Burned some burgers 2 nights ago...nice fire while it lasted.  Shoot me your Addy @s@silvermouse and I'll get them out to ya tomorrow 
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  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Going to be a dental floss tycoon... 
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  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,813 ✭✭✭✭✭
    OK, here's my pic:

  • GuitardedGuitarded Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2019
    Don’t know what it is, but that chain could use a little W-D 40.  :o
    Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,103 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I think I got it, but I'll hold off since I won the last one
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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,103 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2019
    @silvermouse package on the way, expect it Wednesday.

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    Enjoy brother!
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  • Trykflyr_1Trykflyr_1 Posts: 2,514 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @IndustMech, finally made it!!   Thanks, brother!  That's a fine selection and one I look forward to experiencing.  
    I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,931 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Glad they made it safely, Paul

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • KenpoKnightKenpoKnight Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @VegasFrank did the package make it safely?
  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,103 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oh shoot, you know what? It didn't come to my door. I'll walk down to the mailbox and check it out.
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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,103 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Just got em Chris!  You must be a black belt because you have 8 fingers on your hand  :D!  Lol, thanks so much for the selection brother; I'm totally stoked!  I've been wanting to try th muwat for a couple of months now...I think it'll make for a great smoke on the course tomorrow!
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  • KenpoKnightKenpoKnight Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @VegasFrank 😂 Glad it made it! Those MUWATS are pretty tasty!  Should make a great course companion.  Enjoy brother!
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,813 ✭✭✭✭✭
    OK, zoomed out a bit:




  • GuitardedGuitarded Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sod cutter?
    Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,813 ✭✭✭✭✭
    good guess but no.
  • MorganGeoMorganGeo Posts: 2,230 ✭✭✭✭✭
    pea sheller?

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,103 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Well there^ goes my guess
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  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,813 ✭✭✭✭✭
    winnings from @VegasFrank arrived today (pen not included,  :) ) Thanks, Frank, the only one I've smoked before is the Cohiba.



  • RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 9,031 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Mars rover 
  • ExpendableYouthExpendableYouth Posts: 2,106 ✭✭✭✭✭
    A conveyor belt?
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,813 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Good guesses but not a Mars rover, and yes, it is a conveyor belt but does more than convey something.

  • GuitardedGuitarded Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Apple sauce maker!  :D
    Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
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