@0patience yes it did arrive! I had a vehicle to detail so didn’t get time to post. I haven’t had a single one of these. I am really looking forward to them. A great lineup for sure. Thank you very much!
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In the laboratory of the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen...
Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon
He gathers an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants!
And, brushing his scapular aside
Proceeds to dump these inside of his shirt
He turns to us and speaks:
"Some people like cupcakes better. I, for one care less for them!"
Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot
Of a fully charged icing-anointment utensil
He poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette
Near- ha, ha
Let's try that again-
He poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette
Near the summit of a dense-but-radiant muffin
Of his own design
Later he says:
"Some people, some people like cupcakes exclusively
While I myself I say there is naught
Nor ought there be nothing so exalted
On the face of God's grey earth
As that Prince of foods... the Muffin!"
[Verse 1: Frank Zappa]
Girl, you thought he was a man
But he was a muffin
He hung around till you found
That he didn't know nuthin'
[Verse 2: Frank Zappa]
Girl, you thought he was a man
But he only was a-puffin'
No cries is heard in the night
As a result of him stuffin'
[Guitar Solo]
[Verse 3: Captain Beefheart]
Girl, you thought he was a man
But he was a muffin
No cries is heard in the night
As a result of him stuffin'
[Outro: Frank Zappa]
Bruce Fowler on trombone, Napoleon Murphy Brock on tenor sax and lead vocals, Terry Bozzio on drums, Tom Fowler on bass, Denny Walley on slide, George Duke on keyboards, Captain Beefheart on vocals and soprano sax and madness. Thank you very much for coming to the concert tonight. Hope you enjoyed it. Goodnight Austin, Texas, wherever you are!
Um, no sir on both, and for the record I would hate to kiss the mouth that dental floss came out of...
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Yeppers.... Burned some burgers 2 nights ago...nice fire while it lasted. Shoot me your Addy @s@silvermouse and I'll get them out to ya tomorrow
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I think I got it, but I'll hold off since I won the last one
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@silvermouse package on the way, expect it Wednesday.
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Enjoy brother!
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Oh shoot, you know what? It didn't come to my door. I'll walk down to the mailbox and check it out.
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Just got em Chris! You must be a black belt because you have 8 fingers on your hand ! Lol, thanks so much for the selection brother; I'm totally stoked! I've been wanting to try th muwat for a couple of months now...I think it'll make for a great smoke on the course tomorrow!
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Enjoy brother!
@IndustMech, finally made it!! Thanks, brother! That's a fine selection and one I look forward to experiencing.
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.