Too close to call (picture contest)

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  • dirtdudedirtdude AZPosts: 4,945 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2018
    Two hot dogs too close to the atomic fire.

    Welcome back Floyd
    A little dirt never hurt
  • firehouseguyfirehouseguy KansasPosts: 881 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Christmas light
    Cigars were made to be smoked, whiskey was made to be drank and women were made to be loved. The only thing I try to age is myself. 
  • SmoothsticksSmoothsticks Central CaliforniaPosts: 365 ✭✭✭✭
    Coils from an electric Heater
  • 0patience0patience Oregon CoastPosts: 8,588 ✭✭✭✭✭
    She's pregnant?
    There is no crisis that a good cigar can't cure.
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • deadmandeadman Midland, NCPosts: 3,425 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Lava lamp
  • twistedstemtwistedstem jacksonville floridaPosts: 3,752 ✭✭✭✭✭
    glow plugs for a diesel engine
    For a moment i dont even care.. Until i feel its hand on my neck

  • GuitardedGuitarded AlbuquerquePosts: 3,261 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @IndustMech sorry for the delay.
    9505511462538016157604 
    Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
  • MarkwellMarkwell Central PAPosts: 1,668 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Heating elements for your waffle iron, duh!
    “Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.” – George Burns
  • silvermousesilvermouse Cape CodPosts: 6,488 ✭✭✭✭✭
    hibiscus flower
  • NOGILLS2NOGILLS2 Near New OrleansPosts: 152 ✭✭✭
    Great guesses but all incorrect!
    I am a happy man. You have made me very grateful. For this is the very first time that the Crown Jewels have ever been adequately & deliriously praised by an unprejudiced person. Still it is the cigars' own fault that this is so for it is a cigar which excites envy & jealousy in the smoker because he knows & feels the truth of which you have said; that there is no other cigar that is just like it. There are cigars which resemble it but only in appearance, not in spirit & not in the ability to dare & do. There is no other cigar that can make a person want to go away & get by himself & think this life over & wonder if it is altogether worth while. I will send you some more when you get out. Let me know. Any man of fine intelligence who is acquainted with Crown Jewels prizes them above any other gems & saves them & hoards them. I gave Harry Rogers a box two years ago & he has them yet. Let me know when you are out.
  • GuitardedGuitarded AlbuquerquePosts: 3,261 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bike lite. 
    Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
  • IndustMechIndustMech F I BPosts: 1,673 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Guitarded said:
    @IndustMech sorry for the delay.
    9505511462538016157604 
    No problem.

    Gust got @WaterNerd (s) out
    9500110866878016310282
    Let's eat, GrandMa.
    Let's eat GrandMa.

    Punctuation saves lives
  • matkn293matkn293 O'Fallon, MOPosts: 3,601 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Tail light

    Life is too short to smoke bad cigars!!!

    Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues go marching in!

    F San Jose!!!!! Lets get it on!

  • YaksterYakster La Zona State of Mind when I haven't forgotten the coffee filtersPosts: 8,504 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Dalek
    I'll gladly bomb you Tuesday for an Opus today.

                 Join me on the vHerf or try the iOS vHerf Link for iPhones -Chris
  • NOGILLS2NOGILLS2 Near New OrleansPosts: 152 ✭✭✭
    Keep trying!
    I am a happy man. You have made me very grateful. For this is the very first time that the Crown Jewels have ever been adequately & deliriously praised by an unprejudiced person. Still it is the cigars' own fault that this is so for it is a cigar which excites envy & jealousy in the smoker because he knows & feels the truth of which you have said; that there is no other cigar that is just like it. There are cigars which resemble it but only in appearance, not in spirit & not in the ability to dare & do. There is no other cigar that can make a person want to go away & get by himself & think this life over & wonder if it is altogether worth while. I will send you some more when you get out. Let me know. Any man of fine intelligence who is acquainted with Crown Jewels prizes them above any other gems & saves them & hoards them. I gave Harry Rogers a box two years ago & he has them yet. Let me know when you are out.
  • GaryThompsonGaryThompson South CarolinaPosts: 779 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sleddog46 said:
    A razor
    DING DING DING!! WINNER!

    pm me that address please  :)

    9505516185748017196024
  • GaryThompsonGaryThompson South CarolinaPosts: 779 ✭✭✭✭✭
    NOGILLS2 said:
    Okay, here is the new pic.
    Cell phone speaker grill
  • NOGILLS2NOGILLS2 Near New OrleansPosts: 152 ✭✭✭
    No, It is bigger than that!
    I am a happy man. You have made me very grateful. For this is the very first time that the Crown Jewels have ever been adequately & deliriously praised by an unprejudiced person. Still it is the cigars' own fault that this is so for it is a cigar which excites envy & jealousy in the smoker because he knows & feels the truth of which you have said; that there is no other cigar that is just like it. There are cigars which resemble it but only in appearance, not in spirit & not in the ability to dare & do. There is no other cigar that can make a person want to go away & get by himself & think this life over & wonder if it is altogether worth while. I will send you some more when you get out. Let me know. Any man of fine intelligence who is acquainted with Crown Jewels prizes them above any other gems & saves them & hoards them. I gave Harry Rogers a box two years ago & he has them yet. Let me know when you are out.
  • firehouseguyfirehouseguy KansasPosts: 881 ✭✭✭✭✭
    An igniter
    Cigars were made to be smoked, whiskey was made to be drank and women were made to be loved. The only thing I try to age is myself. 
  • deadmandeadman Midland, NCPosts: 3,425 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Light bulb 
  • LoneSmokerLoneSmoker Portland, OregonPosts: 289 ✭✭✭
    Stereo Speaker?

    LoneSmoker

    With just a single cigar, we can escape from the cares of the world. - Richard Carleton Hacker
  • GuitardedGuitarded AlbuquerquePosts: 3,261 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The number 11 on an old LED watch. 
    Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
  • SmoothsticksSmoothsticks Central CaliforniaPosts: 365 ✭✭✭✭
    A heat lamp
  • cbuckcbuck Milford, CTPosts: 5,027 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Electric heater 
  • peter4jcpeter4jc Milwaukee, WIPosts: 6,273 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That little part in my brain that lights up when I smoke an Opus X.
    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • NOGILLS2NOGILLS2 Near New OrleansPosts: 152 ✭✭✭
    More great guesses, but NO! Hint:night skys
    I am a happy man. You have made me very grateful. For this is the very first time that the Crown Jewels have ever been adequately & deliriously praised by an unprejudiced person. Still it is the cigars' own fault that this is so for it is a cigar which excites envy & jealousy in the smoker because he knows & feels the truth of which you have said; that there is no other cigar that is just like it. There are cigars which resemble it but only in appearance, not in spirit & not in the ability to dare & do. There is no other cigar that can make a person want to go away & get by himself & think this life over & wonder if it is altogether worth while. I will send you some more when you get out. Let me know. Any man of fine intelligence who is acquainted with Crown Jewels prizes them above any other gems & saves them & hoards them. I gave Harry Rogers a box two years ago & he has them yet. Let me know when you are out.
  • deadmandeadman Midland, NCPosts: 3,425 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2018
    Is that when the police helicopter was circling your house. 
     :D 
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