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“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
We had a guy named Charlie at work who had been feeling bad for a month. He finally went into the doctor to get checked out, and the doctor ran some blood tests. Turns out, he was going through menopause.
I'd like to introduce my buddy Charlene.
(True story)
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Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
My favorite cigar list here
Must be a new model
Did you try rubbing it to see what happens?
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Yeah, maybe I should have spit on it too. 😂
Is that the new Taurus rowboat?
So that's why dogs chase cars.
"I ain't got no Opus's"
LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
2016 Gang War (South)
May I assss u a ?
"I ain't got no Opus's"
LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
2016 Gang War (South)
May I assss u a ?
Holy crap.
The Pacific Northwest wasn't built for this weather.
I wasn't built for this weather. I'm sticking to myself. 🤣
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
Wait til you get to the south
No one born after 1990 is going to get it.
Young @Trykflyr_1
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
Bob, you're on fire tonight!
We had a guy named Charlie at work who had been feeling bad for a month. He finally went into the doctor to get checked out, and the doctor ran some blood tests. Turns out, he was going through menopause.
I'd like to introduce my buddy Charlene.
(True story)