Yeah but they suggested girl on girl. Still a win.
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You''ve got to read between the lines. Go back and look at the section titled Make Him Comfortable. What do you think is implied?
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
You''ve got to read between the lines. Go back and look at the section titled Make Him Comfortable. What do you think is implied?
Apparently I'm not the only one who would read the fine print!
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^^ That bottom one cracks me up. My sister, RN/BSN who raised 4 kids and 2 husbands that were essentially large children, just got a lecture from her High School dropout granddaughter, who's raised no children, all about "Child Development Psychology". She said "the poor child didn't get one freakin' thing right, obviously knows absolutely nothing about the subject, and walked away smugly believing that she'd just schooled Grandma". Hilarious.
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
That's hilarious. I had a cop, officer Dudas, confiscate a metal stick shift knob and a tire Guage during a traffic stop. Rookie cop trying to be a hardass in front of his older partner, picking on teenager's.
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Yeah but they suggested girl on girl. Still a win.
Only you would read the fine print 😂
Crap
You''ve got to read between the lines. Go back and look at the section titled Make Him Comfortable. What do you think is implied?
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Apparently I'm not the only one who would read the fine print!
F'n Calvin
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^^ That bottom one cracks me up. My sister, RN/BSN who raised 4 kids and 2 husbands that were essentially large children, just got a lecture from her High School dropout granddaughter, who's raised no children, all about "Child Development Psychology". She said "the poor child didn't get one freakin' thing right, obviously knows absolutely nothing about the subject, and walked away smugly believing that she'd just schooled Grandma". Hilarious.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
That's hilarious. I had a cop, officer Dudas, confiscate a metal stick shift knob and a tire Guage during a traffic stop. Rookie cop trying to be a hardass in front of his older partner, picking on teenager's.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.