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Hmm, I'm going to have to remind Faye that I haven't bought any cigars so far this year. Or new pipes! Oh my.
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A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
I don't see the cases of beer and liquor. Fake.
That's because no self respecting man would ever run out of either.....
The curse of oxidation of a Vulcanite pipe stem.
A friend of mine had a boss that was cool as hell. He joked about running out of beer once in ninth grade and being smart enough to never do it again.
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
Too soon …??
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
Ain't that a mouthful!
Apologies if this has already been posted
Hmm, I'm going to have to remind Faye that I haven't bought any cigars so far this year. Or new pipes! Oh my.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Sadly, this would be more funny and less infuriating if cell phones weren’t so attached
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
Must be something wrong with me but I find this funny as hell.