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Without googling I'm assuming this is a different Blackstone than the one that makes griddles? The idea that the griddle company wanted everyone's ancestry record made me laugh out loud before I realized.
"Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
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I don’t get it
Nothing to get. I just thought it was funny. I would have put it in the doesn't need a caption thread but it had a caption.
It almost seems like it's about someone on the forum, but I didn't see any carrots in the pasta bowl.
The guy probably doesn't even have a wife.
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
Ahh 50 looks lit….
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
Vie a duck? Vie not a goose?
Geese don't leave skis marks
Geese prefer snowboards, not skis.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Winner of the Internet For A Day; @CharlieHeis
Got this legit announcement in my LinkedIn feed.
He'd actually started at CrowdStrike earlier, but hadn't updated his LinkedIn until recently. Brief chuckle.
Blackstone's Response: Blackstone spokesperson Matt Anderson stated, "Blackstone has not and will not access user DNA data."
Whew, that's a relief.
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
Yeah 7:68 is a bitçh...
Shouldn't it be a pig sauteing frog legs? Wasn't Miss Piggy always after Kermit?
Without googling I'm assuming this is a different Blackstone than the one that makes griddles? The idea that the griddle company wanted everyone's ancestry record made me laugh out loud before I realized.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...