No, because she serves me bacon, eggs and pancakes after I leave her glazed like a donut. You amateur.
I agree he's amateur, that's out of the way. I disagree that she's the one serving you. If you're still getting it at your age, you should be cooking that Saint a Ribeye.
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No, because she serves me bacon, eggs and pancakes after I leave her glazed like a donut. You amateur.
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I agree he's amateur, that's out of the way. I disagree that she's the one serving you. If you're still getting it at your age, you should be cooking that Saint a Ribeye.
2+ minutes of mediocre sex and she's beat..... poor thing.
Need I remind you all of my real life birthday gift from wife ?!! 😂😂😎
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
Gift to yourself?
Hey now, we aren’t talking about your average here bub.
Beat me to it. Once again you are quicker than me Pete.
2 minutes? Oh what shall I do with the other?
Fvcking right. I've got shït to do.
I don't have problems, just more work to do.
When you’re shaving your balls and the battery dies….
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I will say it again. If I were you I would be pissed at that guy and tell her to stop buying glasses with her boyfriends name in them.
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A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.