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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
I guarantee wild turkeys can fly - I’ve seen them do it.
Domestic turkeys probably have their wing feathers clipped so they can’t fly - or maybe they’re fattened up so much they can’t get airborne. I don’t know about them.....
WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Yes, yes, yes, wild turkeys would definitely have been OK during the WKRP turkey drop of 1978. They wouldn't have flown far far away over the horizon because they don't fly very far before they get tired but, they would definitely not have gone splat, "like a bag of wet cement". Can domesticated turkeys fly ANY at ALL? Could they manage to glide to the ground at least, making a fallacy of the WKRP episode? I don't know. We can try it. If anybody's got a helicopter I'll bring the turkey.
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Domestic turkeys probably have their wing feathers clipped so they can’t fly - or maybe they’re fattened up so much they can’t get airborne. I don’t know about them.....
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Well... not under their own power
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.