"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form." -- Winston Churchill "LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
Oh! This really is a thread! I was just expecting a link to the "Ye Olde CI Daily Banter" thread.
WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
I'll be posting in this thread while at work shortly.
Be sure to not; clock out, steal a company truck, crash it into the building you work at then tell your boss you did it yesterday and are not on site. After this don't leave the site but instead run into your boss there all while able to fail a breathalyzer. Remember this is a list of what not to do laid out beforehand by someone who did just that.
"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give". Winston Churchill. MOW badge received.
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Sober
Working on it
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
Thinking about fixing an old fashioned now that I'm home from a long day of work.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
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I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
I’ll pick those up, I swear
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
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