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Trade with Uncle Eddy

BigshizzaBigshizza Posts: 15,640 ✭✭✭✭✭
@silvermouse Thanks so much for agreeing to trade some MOWs to me! I appreciate it. Now the White Rat wants me to go easy back at him. Sure buddy will do!


  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 15,148 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I can't believe you fell for that, Edward... oldest trick in the book.

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 18,781 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Subterranean Homesick Blues

    Johnny’s in the basement

    Mixing up the medicine

    I’m on the pavement

    Thinking about the government

    The man in the trench coat

    Badge out, laid off

    Says he’s got a bad cough

    Wants to get it paid off

    Look out kid

    It’s somethin’ you did

    God knows when

    But you’re doin’ it again

    You better duck down the alley way

    Lookin’ for a new friend

    The man in the ****-skin cap

    By the big pen

    Wants eleven dollar bills

    You only got ten

    Maggie comes fleet foot

    Face full of black soot

    Talkin’ that the heat put

    Plants in the bed but

    The phone’s tapped anyway

    Maggie says that many say

    They must bust in early May

    Orders from the D.A.

    Look out kid

    Don’t matter what you did

    Walk on your tiptoes

    Don’t try “No-Doz”

    Better stay away from those

    That carry around a fire hose

    Keep a clean nose

    Watch the plain clothes

    You don’t need a weatherman

    To know which way the wind blows

    Get sick, get well

    Hang around a ink well

    Ring bell, hard to tell

    If anything is goin’ to sell

    Try hard, get barred

    Get back, write braille

    Get jailed, jump bail

    Join the army, if you fail

    Look out kid

    You’re gonna get hit

    But users, cheaters

    Six-time losers

    Hang around the theaters

    Girl by the whirlpool

    Lookin’ for a new fool

    Don’t follow leaders

    Watch the parkin’ meters

    Ah get born, keep warm

    Short pants, romance, learn to dance

    Get dressed, get blessed

    Try to be a success

    Please her, please him, buy gifts

    Don’t steal, don’t lift

    Twenty years of schoolin’

    And they put you on the day shift

    Look out kid

    They keep it all hid

    Better jump down a manhole

    Light yourself a candle

    Don’t wear sandals

    Try to avoid the scandals

    Don’t wanna be a bum

    You better chew gum

    The pump don’t work

    ’Cause the vandals took the handles
  • Usaf06Usaf06 Posts: 10,876 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
    -- Winston Churchill

    "LET'S GO FRANCIS"     Peter

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