Trade with Uncle Eddy

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• peter4jc Milwaukee, WIPosts: 12,020 ✭✭✭✭✭

  April 2019

  I can't believe you fell for that, Edward... oldest trick in the book.
  
  
  

  "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis

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• silvermouse Cape CodPosts: 14,581 ✭✭✭✭✭

  April 2019

  Subterranean Homesick Blues

  WRITTEN BY: BOB DYLAN

  
  

  Johnny’s in the basement

  
  

  Mixing up the medicine

  
  

  I’m on the pavement

  
  

  Thinking about the government

  
  

  The man in the trench coat

  
  

  Badge out, laid off

  
  

  Says he’s got a bad cough

  
  

  Wants to get it paid off

  
  

  Look out kid

  
  

  It’s somethin’ you did

  
  

  God knows when

  
  

  But you’re doin’ it again

  
  

  You better duck down the alley way

  
  

  Lookin’ for a new friend

  
  

  The man in the ****-skin cap

  
  

  By the big pen

  
  

  Wants eleven dollar bills

  
  

  You only got ten

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Maggie comes fleet foot

  
  

  Face full of black soot

  
  

  Talkin’ that the heat put

  
  

  Plants in the bed but

  
  

  The phone’s tapped anyway

  
  

  Maggie says that many say

  
  

  They must bust in early May

  
  

  Orders from the D.A.

  
  

  Look out kid

  
  

  Don’t matter what you did

  
  

  Walk on your tiptoes

  
  

  Don’t try “No-Doz”

  
  

  Better stay away from those

  
  

  That carry around a fire hose

  
  

  Keep a clean nose

  
  

  Watch the plain clothes

  
  

  You don’t need a weatherman

  
  

  To know which way the wind blows

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Get sick, get well

  
  

  Hang around a ink well

  
  

  Ring bell, hard to tell

  
  

  If anything is goin’ to sell

  
  

  Try hard, get barred

  
  

  Get back, write braille

  
  

  Get jailed, jump bail

  
  

  Join the army, if you fail

  
  

  Look out kid

  
  

  You’re gonna get hit

  
  

  But users, cheaters

  
  

  Six-time losers

  
  

  Hang around the theaters

  
  

  Girl by the whirlpool

  
  

  Lookin’ for a new fool

  
  

  Don’t follow leaders

  
  

  Watch the parkin’ meters

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Ah get born, keep warm

  
  

  Short pants, romance, learn to dance

  
  

  Get dressed, get blessed

  
  

  Try to be a success

  
  

  Please her, please him, buy gifts

  
  

  Don’t steal, don’t lift

  
  

  Twenty years of schoolin’

  
  

  And they put you on the day shift

  
  

  Look out kid

  
  

  They keep it all hid

  
  

  Better jump down a manhole

  
  

  Light yourself a candle

  
  

  Don’t wear sandals

  
  

  Try to avoid the scandals

  
  

  Don’t wanna be a bum

  
  

  You better chew gum

  
  

  The pump don’t work

  
  

  ’Cause the vandals took the handles

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• Usaf06 FloridaPosts: 9,955 ✭✭✭✭✭

  April 2019

  
  
  
  

  "I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
  -- Winston Churchill
  
  "LET'S GO FRANCIS"     Peter
  
  

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