Smoked a damn good cigar today. Gurkha Bourbon. I'm just getting into cigars....I have Gurkha Beauties on the way along with Gurkha Park Avenues...I'll keep you posted.
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@Dripper go to the newbie trading thread and get a sponsor. Trading will open your eyes to a world of awesome cigars...
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@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
Welcome @Dripper Don't let these azzholes run you off. Stick around. We got a great bunch of regulars here but unfortunately they are allergic to Ghurkas. From the description I just read of the Ghurkah Bourbon, it sounds a lot like the Makers Mark bourbon cigars. I liked those myself.
This is how I ended up on this forum. The first cigar forum I tried went just like this thread, I asked a simple question and they made fun of my brand of cigar so I moved on and ended up here. I figured they weren't my kind of folks, but you guys are my kind of folks and y'all do the same thing. I've done the same thing! I went through this phase where I said, "can't trust a newbie". And we all know who's at fault for that don't we? (Me? No! Not me!) You-know-who is always in the back of my mind. But just in case the new guy isn't you-know-who, my new policy is "Just be nice, don't be an azzhole.".
my new policy is "Just be nice, don't be an azzhole.".
@Bob_Luken awesome policy, but it is awful hard for you not to be you. Just kidding. I am always glad for the new guys to show up, jump in and stay a while. @Dripper welcome to the nut house.
@Bob_Luken is true to his word. I just met him on vherf and when he asked what I was smoking I said an ACID Kuba Grande. Not a favorite here but he didn't judge. I told him why I liked it and that was good enough for him. Sure the first third is like snorting saccharine and the last third sheds it's outer covering faster than a virgin on prom night but that middle third is... acceptable.
Now this is not the end of the cigar. It is not even the beginning of the end of the cigar. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning of the cigar.
This is how I ended up on this forum. The first cigar forum I tried went just like this thread, I asked a simple question and they made fun of my brand of cigar so I moved on and ended up here. I figured they weren't my kind of folks, but you guys are my kind of folks and y'all do the same thing. I've done the same thing! I went through this phase where I said, "can't trust a newbie". And we all know who's at fault for that don't we? (Me? No! Not me!) You-know-who is always in the back of my mind. But just in case the new guy isn't you-know-who, my new policy is "Just be nice, don't be an azzhole.".
Things that make me go "Hmmm", most of the posts have been accepting and positive, but still just 2 posts.
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Just read that aganorsa is going to be making gurkahs in the near future. Might legitimately give them a try if that happens....
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@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
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@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
Don't let these azzholes run you off. Stick around. We got a great bunch of regulars here but unfortunately they are allergic to Ghurkas. From the description I just read of the Ghurkah Bourbon, it sounds a lot like the Makers Mark bourbon cigars. I liked those myself.
Come out you closet Gurhka lovers, i know you exist.
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I wish the Gurkha advertising promo guy was in the real estate business.
I could get a $600,000 house for $59.99 and they would throw in a free car to boot.
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@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.