LOL, that dog is sitting at the table like it is expecting a bowl of split pea soup to be served!
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@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
You got two sizes of dog: lap dog and yap dog. Yap dogs are smaller. They both like laps.
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The old one-eyed herf dog gets stuck in corners more lately. I've had to block off some areas of my office so he doesn't get stuck which opened up an empty opening in a shelf... this is a somewhat rare example where he was able to turn around, he doesn't like to back up so he gets stuck.
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@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
No, but the boy is going down at oh-eight-hundred hours tomorrow!
Lol yeah, I thought no guard was the right play. Guess not!
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@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
Because they're mine. He never, ever touches my shoes, hats, or socks. Everybody else operates at risk by leaving their shtuff out where he can get them. I've had to yank 2 pairs of underwear and a pair of pantyhose out of his arsë in the last 3 years.
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@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
I shot this one of my older son and his girlfriend with their dogs on Sunday...Not on laps in the photo but the Great Dane is literally and figuratively the biggest lap dog in the family. His front feet are down the steps so he doesn't look as big as he normally does at 150 pounds!
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Good looking dogs, kids, and pond. NC is good to you!
Thanks! Actually that is a creek that basically comes in near the mouth of the Neuse River right about where it hits the Pamlico Sound. The Atlantic side of the Intercoastal Waterway heads south through the sound and into the Neuse before shifting towards Atlantic Beach. We were lucky enough to move to NC in 2014 from the VA side of the DC area and have been very happy that we did!
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
Yap dogs are smaller.
They both like laps.
@Trykflyr_1 how's Leroy?
He was stoned out of his gourd Sunday night... Doing ok though. Thanks for checking!
@VegasFrank let's see a picture of your lap dog.
That moment when you realize your dog is thinking, "You're a real a$$hole."
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
The old one-eyed herf dog gets stuck in corners more lately. I've had to block off some areas of my office so he doesn't get stuck which opened up an empty opening in a shelf... this is a somewhat rare example where he was able to turn around, he doesn't like to back up so he gets stuck.
Here's one where he got stuck trying to squeeze through between my office recliner chair.
You asked for it, @Yakster
First, the brainless wonder:

And of course, the ugliest dog on the planet
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
He's giving you the stink eye, @VegasFrank. Now you know what the clipper guards are for.
Have you caught one of the kids yet?
No, but the boy is going down at oh-eight-hundred hours tomorrow!
Lol yeah, I thought no guard was the right play. Guess not!
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
the brainless wonder can't be all bad, the goodsneakers look intact.
Because they're mine. He never, ever touches my shoes, hats, or socks. Everybody else operates at risk by leaving their shtuff out where he can get them. I've had to yank 2 pairs of underwear and a pair of pantyhose out of his arsë in the last 3 years.
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
It's good to be the alpha dog.
It's funnier when your child is lower on the pecking order then the dogs, at least according to the dogs.
I shot this one of my older son and his girlfriend with their dogs on Sunday...Not on laps in the photo but the Great Dane is literally and figuratively the biggest lap dog in the family. His front feet are down the steps so he doesn't look as big as he normally does at 150 pounds!
Good looking dogs, kids, and pond. NC is good to you!
On hair cutting day, my mother would practice on the dog first then us boys were next and by the time she got to my father she wasn't half bad.
She use the opposite order on bath day?
Clover is the best dog ever!

Ezra.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
It’s hard to get any work done with this one constantly trying to get on my lap.
Too cute
Thanks! Actually that is a creek that basically comes in near the mouth of the Neuse River right about where it hits the Pamlico Sound. The Atlantic side of the Intercoastal Waterway heads south through the sound and into the Neuse before shifting towards Atlantic Beach. We were lucky enough to move to NC in 2014 from the VA side of the DC area and have been very happy that we did!
My next dog:
Huckleberry hanging out on the couch, when I smoke he has to have his own chair.
