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Straight from John's private humidor. I'm sure it pained you to part with this one.
By the way, that burn line was razor sharp and dead balls even all the way down. Can't really say anything bad about this smoke, only the a-hole who sent it to me!
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Yeah, box split buddy....your words, not mine. No vote.
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I'm probably going to close this contest soon. It would be time consuming enough to go through and tally all this up, but now I'm going to have to figure out what's true and what's not. I feel like half of the recent entries have been lies, either outright or loopholes. It's definitely defeating the point of the contest and making much more work for me than I'm willing to put in.
On second thought, the contest is never closing. In all seriousness, the whole point of this contest was that I had too many cigars from other people (and still do) so I needed an incentive or reason to smoke them. Please don't create the same problem all over again for me.
@silvermouse said:
I think Calvin is having a bad day, I'm sure we can make it worse if we try.
I'm having a fvvking terrible day. I need a cigar when it's done and all will be well.
Hope things get better brother. I will light up another from @VegasFrank this evening to validate an entry for him. You can strike my previous from record.
If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience
If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....
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Smoking an amazing cigar after a bad day is a very underrated utilization of amazing cigars. This is a 2018 Chefs Edition from @Patrickbrick to close out the contest in style. What I originally thought was going to be a lot of counting is now going to involve some detective work as well. I’ll start working on it tomorrow and probably finish it up on Tuesday and determine a winner then.
Thanks Calvin for a memorable contest that shows not only how much we cherish smoking cigars we receive from each other, but also how much pleasure we get from giving cigars to each other. Well done.
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list. Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
Plus, you learned that LeBron James is the greatest player of all time, so win-win! Nice contest brother! It was the LeBron James of contests!
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wrong thread. Sorry guys.
@cigarexplorer who is it from, could that be from frank.
Thought I was in the “what are you smoking tonight” @VegasFrank can take the vote though. Haha
I will remember this
Sweet one from @JGruvey
Thanks @Bigshizza, I love these.
Straight from John's private humidor. I'm sure it pained you to part with this one.
By the way, that burn line was razor sharp and dead balls even all the way down. Can't really say anything bad about this smoke, only the a-hole who sent it to me!
Thanks @IndustMech
Nice mellow smoke for first of the day thanks to @NorCalR1 .
A nice smoke from @TNBigfoot68 thanks Paul!
Last Call Maduro from @VegasFrank It doesn’t suck!
If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience
If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....
Yeah, box split buddy....your words, not mine. No vote.
Rules are a Cigar someone sent to you. This qualifies based on that language. You sent them to me.
If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience
If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....
I'm probably going to close this contest soon. It would be time consuming enough to go through and tally all this up, but now I'm going to have to figure out what's true and what's not. I feel like half of the recent entries have been lies, either outright or loopholes. It's definitely defeating the point of the contest and making much more work for me than I'm willing to put in.
@CalvinAndHobo let us know when we send you the cigars.
Here's one from someone I haven't seen around much lately. @KenpoKnight
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
One vote for @peter4jc thanks!
On second thought, the contest is never closing. In all seriousness, the whole point of this contest was that I had too many cigars from other people (and still do) so I needed an incentive or reason to smoke them. Please don't create the same problem all over again for me.
I think Calvin is having a bad day, I'm sure we can make it worse if we try.
I'm having a fvvking terrible day. I need a cigar when it's done and all will be well.
Hope things get better brother. I will light up another from @VegasFrank this evening to validate an entry for him. You can strike my previous from record.
If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience
If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....
That vote ^ is getting cancelled out...
FIFY
From 2018 bomb from John @IndustMech
From @IndustMech thank you!
Thanks Carl! @rsherman24
From @VegasFrank, TYVM Frank.
New to me stick from a bomb that @VegasFrank sent me a few weeks back. Another stick that definitely doesn’t suck.
If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience
If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....
Smoking an amazing cigar after a bad day is a very underrated utilization of amazing cigars. This is a 2018 Chefs Edition from @Patrickbrick to close out the contest in style. What I originally thought was going to be a lot of counting is now going to involve some detective work as well. I’ll start working on it tomorrow and probably finish it up on Tuesday and determine a winner then.
Thanks Calvin for a memorable contest that shows not only how much we cherish smoking cigars we receive from each other, but also how much pleasure we get from giving cigars to each other. Well done.
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
Plus, you learned that LeBron James is the greatest player of all time, so win-win! Nice contest brother! It was the LeBron James of contests!