WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
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My wife is half Hispanic and half Mexican.
Who is the drunk idiot that said that?
"I'm just gonna look, I'm not gonna buy...
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
@madurofan:
Maduros aren't my favorite.
@rsherman24
"I was thinking about Peter before."
FIFY
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
@Usaf06
@Stubble
@Stubble
"Brad, you still smoking the pipe?"
@VegasFrank
if it's sweet, wash it off before you stick it in your mouth.
I don't understand how that ^ was out of context...
@TNBigfoot68
I asked my wife for something warm and hot for dinner.
That is why it goes on the board
@NorCalR1
"If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos...."
Much better than Rep nachos?
Nachos are socialistic by nature...
no no, you're thinking of pancakes, Frank.
Happy Birthday. My first post in a while. Took you aging another year to coax me into doing it.....
--skydiverD
@VegasFrank said:
I would have given it to him so hard.....
"It wasn't as hard as they thought. The screaming and the weed wacker helped."
Can't remember where I saw this but had to share it
"I've never killed a mountain lion with my bare hands, but I've choked a few cougars"
@VegasFrank said
"No guarantees, but I did get it in! "
From Utube
It's kind of like a bucktoothed girl with a great ass, it grows on ya.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.