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  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,840 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "I'm just gonna look, I'm not gonna buy...

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,167 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @madurofan:

    Maduros aren't my favorite.

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,167 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @rsherman24

    "I was thinking about Peter before."

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  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,943 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:
    @rsherman24

    "I was thinking about peter before."

    FIFY

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,167 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Usaf06

    "Time wounds all heels."

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  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,614 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Stubble

    "Didn't see that one coming"

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  • MrShrekMrShrek Posts: 1,795 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Stubble
    "Brad, you still smoking the pipe?"

  • rsherman24rsherman24 Posts: 7,241 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank

    if it's sweet, wash it off before you stick it in your mouth.

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,167 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I don't understand how that ^ was out of context...

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  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,614 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @TNBigfoot68

    I asked my wife for something warm and hot for dinner.

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  • rsherman24rsherman24 Posts: 7,241 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:
    I don't understand how that ^ was out of context...

    That is why it goes on the board

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,167 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Nachos are socialistic by nature...

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  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,863 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Happy Birthday. My first post in a while. Took you aging another year to coax me into doing it..... :D

    --skydiverD

  • CommanderDuke1_CommanderDuke1_ Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "It wasn't as hard as they thought. The screaming and the weed wacker helped."

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,863 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said

    "No guarantees, but I did get it in! "

  • d_bladesd_blades Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭✭✭

    From Utube
    It's kind of like a bucktoothed girl with a great ass, it grows on ya.

    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

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