the out of context quote thread
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My wife is half Hispanic and half Mexican.
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.9 -
@VegasFrank said:
My wife is half Hispanic and half Mexican.Who is the drunk idiot that said that?
Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?9 -
"I'm just gonna look, I'm not gonna buy...
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain3 -
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"I was thinking about Peter before."
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.2 -
@VegasFrank said:
@rsherman24"I was thinking about peter before."
FIFY
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves livesIt'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
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if it's sweet, wash it off before you stick it in your mouth.
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I don't understand how that ^ was out of context...
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.3 -
I asked my wife for something warm and hot for dinner.
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@VegasFrank said:
I don't understand how that ^ was out of context...That is why it goes on the board
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Nachos are socialistic by nature...
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.2 -
no no, you're thinking of pancakes, Frank.
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Happy Birthday. My first post in a while. Took you aging another year to coax me into doing it.....
--skydiverD
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@VegasFrank said:
I would have given it to him so hard.....5 -
"It wasn't as hard as they thought. The screaming and the weed wacker helped."
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Can't remember where I saw this but had to share it
"I've never killed a mountain lion with my bare hands, but I've choked a few cougars"
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt— Abraham Lincoln10 -
@VegasFrank said
"No guarantees, but I did get it in! "
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From Utube
It's kind of like a bucktoothed girl with a great ass, it grows on ya.Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
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