the out of context quote thread
I'll start:
making breakfast for my family and the herf dog (cooked up a fresh batch of dog food)
--Yakster
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Did you know that 90 percent of all Fords ever made are still on the road?
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.0 -
@VegasFrank said:
Did you know that 90 percent of all Fords ever made are part of the road?FIFY
In Fumo Pax
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.Wylaff said:Atmospheric pressure and crap.3 -
(the end of the quote is that the other 10% made it home, so you were on the right track @0patience)
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.4 -
Thot that old quote only applied to Harleys.
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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@VegasFrank said:
(the end of the quote is that the other 10% made it home, so you were on the right track @0patience)I'll shut the hell up and go back to my corner. LOL!
In Fumo Pax
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.Wylaff said:Atmospheric pressure and crap.5 -
90% of my Ford is still on the road.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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My FIL hated Chevy. He was so impressed with what my Silverado has been through and is still Kicking that he went and bought one himself. Took 20 years but I converted him. 🤣
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Vision said:
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NorCalR1 said:
I really enjoyed the 🐸
Yakster said:
Trying to enjoy the delicious Frog1 -
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I guess this fits here as well as anywhere, a quick heart-warming story:
As most know, the for-profit-only health system has chosen to "ramp up" for the covid epidemic by firing, furloughing, or laying off a large portion of the nations health care workers. My sister was the RN at a local satellite cardiac clinic, now closed due to fear of loss of profits secondary to covid policy decisions.
Recently, she had this conversation with her 9 year old granddaughter, Emma.:
Emma: "Don't worry Grandma, your clinic will open back up again."
My Sister: "That's really nice of you to say, Emma, but we can't know that."
Emma: "Oh, I know that it will."
My Sister: "How do you know that, honey?"
Emma: "Taco Bell did."Sweet, cute, funny, I hope Emma's right.
WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain5 -
Kids really are the best.
"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give". Winston Churchill.
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"Out of the mouths of babes"
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@rsherman24 said:
@peter4jc"I keep it in my pants, when I need it I whip it out"
Things we learn on vHerf
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves livesIt'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
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"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis5 -
"I smoked some eggs the other day"
--Wylaff4 -
I wonder if they were hard to keep lit....? 😜
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“Dudes come up to me and ask, is it as soft as it looks?” - someone who shall remain anonymous.
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Last night's vherf
Mike: "We're going camping and kayaking. Y'all should come."
Robin: "I'll bring acid!"
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“The fvk ottoman” - @Patrickbrick
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