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silvermousesilvermouse Cape CodPosts: 15,626 ✭✭✭✭✭

I'll start:
making breakfast for my family and the herf dog (cooked up a fresh batch of dog food)
--Yakster

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  • YaksterYakster Lead Necroposter and vHerf wardenPosts: 21,010 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Sweet Tip!

    Armageddon!

    I'll gladly bomb you Tuesday for an Opus today. 

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Real ManPosts: 13,819 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2020

    Did you know that 90 percent of all Fords ever made are still on the road?

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  • 0patience0patience Packed up the bags and moved to TenneseePosts: 10,448 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:
    Did you know that 90 percent of all Fords ever made are part of the road?

    FIFY

    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Real ManPosts: 13,819 ✭✭✭✭✭

    (the end of the quote is that the other 10% made it home, so you were on the right track @0patience)

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  • webmostwebmost Dull-AwarePosts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Thot that old quote only applied to Harleys.

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • YaksterYakster Lead Necroposter and vHerf wardenPosts: 21,010 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Sorry, I couldn't resist. I just started laughing again at this.

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  • ShawnOLShawnOL The People's Communist Republic of MassachusettsPosts: 5,983 ✭✭✭✭✭

    90% of my Ford is still on the road.

  • deadmandeadman Midland, NCPosts: 8,671 ✭✭✭✭✭

    My FIL hated Chevy. He was so impressed with what my Silverado has been through and is still Kicking that he went and bought one himself. Took 20 years but I converted him. 🤣

  • Diver43Diver43 South FloridaPosts: 1,917 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ShawnOL said:
    90% of my Ford is still on the road.

    Are all the pieces on one road or scattered around town? 😉

    Logistics cannot win a war, but its absence or inadequacy can cause defeat. FM100-5
  • deadmandeadman Midland, NCPosts: 8,671 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @NorCalR1 said:

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    That is way too big of a box for a 5r!

  • silvermousesilvermouse Cape CodPosts: 15,626 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Vision said:
    I’m the hammer it into place type of guy

  • silvermousesilvermouse Cape CodPosts: 15,626 ✭✭✭✭✭

    NorCalR1 said:
    I really enjoyed the 🐸
    Yakster said:
    Trying to enjoy the delicious Frog

  • YaksterYakster Lead Necroposter and vHerf wardenPosts: 21,010 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @rsherman24 sent 🐸 Morton & 🐸 on the town too IIRC.

    @VegasFrank said:
    Mine finally came

    >

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  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Lake Zurich IlPosts: 7,271 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Kids really are the best.

    "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give".  Winston Churchill.
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  • ForMudForMud Aka; Quickdraw, Clayton, DelawarePosts: 2,333 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "Out of the mouths of babes"

  • rsherman24rsherman24 Scranton, PAPosts: 6,173 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @peter4jc

    "I keep it in my pants, when I need it I whip it out"

  • IndustMechIndustMech ChicagolandPosts: 4,117 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @rsherman24 said:
    @peter4jc

    "I keep it in my pants, when I need it I whip it out"

    Things we learn on vHerf

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • silvermousesilvermouse Cape CodPosts: 15,626 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "I smoked some eggs the other day"
    --Wylaff

  • jlmartajlmarta 50 miles from ParadisePosts: 7,881 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I wonder if they were hard to keep lit....? 😜

  • rsherman24rsherman24 Scranton, PAPosts: 6,173 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "They are not from there, they were born there"

    @madurofan

  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭

    @MrShrek said:
    Last night's vherf

    Mike: "We're going camping and kayaking. Y'all should come."

    Robin: "I'll bring acid!"

    And Mrs Shrek was the most excited 🤣

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