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silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 18,781 ✭✭✭✭✭

I'll start:
making breakfast for my family and the herf dog (cooked up a fresh batch of dog food)
--Yakster

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  • YaksterYakster Posts: 25,188 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Sweet Tip!

    Armageddon!

    I'll gladly bomb you Tuesday for an Opus today. 

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 16,438 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2020

    Did you know that 90 percent of all Fords ever made are still on the road?

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  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:
    Did you know that 90 percent of all Fords ever made are part of the road?

    FIFY

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    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 16,438 ✭✭✭✭✭

    (the end of the quote is that the other 10% made it home, so you were on the right track @0patience)

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  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Thot that old quote only applied to Harleys.

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • YaksterYakster Posts: 25,188 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Sorry, I couldn't resist. I just started laughing again at this.

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  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,116 ✭✭✭✭✭

    90% of my Ford is still on the road.

  • deadmandeadman Posts: 8,797 ✭✭✭✭✭

    My FIL hated Chevy. He was so impressed with what my Silverado has been through and is still Kicking that he went and bought one himself. Took 20 years but I converted him. 🤣

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  • Diver43Diver43 Posts: 2,123 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ShawnOL said:
    90% of my Ford is still on the road.

    Are all the pieces on one road or scattered around town? 😉

    Logistics cannot win a war, but its absence or inadequacy can cause defeat. FM100-5
  • deadmandeadman Posts: 8,797 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @NorCalR1 said:

    » show previous quotes
    That is way too big of a box for a 5r!

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  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 18,781 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Vision said:
    I’m the hammer it into place type of guy

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 18,781 ✭✭✭✭✭

    NorCalR1 said:
    I really enjoyed the 🐸
    Yakster said:
    Trying to enjoy the delicious Frog

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 25,188 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @rsherman24 sent 🐸 Morton & 🐸 on the town too IIRC.

    @VegasFrank said:
    Mine finally came

    >

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  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Posts: 7,695 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Kids really are the best.

    "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give".  Winston Churchill.
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  • ForMudForMud Posts: 2,336 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "Out of the mouths of babes"

  • rsherman24rsherman24 Posts: 6,645 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @peter4jc

    "I keep it in my pants, when I need it I whip it out"

  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,630 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @rsherman24 said:
    @peter4jc

    "I keep it in my pants, when I need it I whip it out"

    Things we learn on vHerf

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 18,781 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "I smoked some eggs the other day"
    --Wylaff

  • jlmartajlmarta Posts: 7,881 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I wonder if they were hard to keep lit....? 😜

  • rsherman24rsherman24 Posts: 6,645 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "They are not from there, they were born there"

    @madurofan

  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭

    @MrShrek said:
    Last night's vherf

    Mike: "We're going camping and kayaking. Y'all should come."

    Robin: "I'll bring acid!"

    And Mrs Shrek was the most excited 🤣

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