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silvermouse
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I'll start:
making breakfast for my family and the herf dog (cooked up a fresh batch of dog food)
--Yakster
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silvermouse
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silvermouse
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Sweet Tip!
Armageddon!
In PM:
Did you know that 90 percent of all Fords ever made are still on the road?
FIFY
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
(the end of the quote is that the other 10% made it home, so you were on the right track @0patience)
Thot that old quote only applied to Harleys.
I'll shut the hell up and go back to my corner. LOL!
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
Not supposed to kiss and tell dude!!!
Sorry, I couldn't resist. I just started laughing again at this.
90% of my Ford is still on the road.
Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.
My FIL hated Chevy. He was so impressed with what my Silverado has been through and is still Kicking that he went and bought one himself. Took 20 years but I converted him. 🤣
Are all the pieces on one road or scattered around town? 😉
@NorCalR1 said:
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That is way too big of a box for a 5r!
Vision said:
I’m the hammer it into place type of guy
NorCalR1 said:
I really enjoyed the 🐸
Yakster said:
Trying to enjoy the delicious Frog
@rsherman24 sent 🐸 Morton & 🐸 on the town too IIRC.
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I guess this fits here as well as anywhere, a quick heart-warming story:
As most know, the for-profit-only health system has chosen to "ramp up" for the covid epidemic by firing, furloughing, or laying off a large portion of the nations health care workers. My sister was the RN at a local satellite cardiac clinic, now closed due to fear of loss of profits secondary to covid policy decisions.
Recently, she had this conversation with her 9 year old granddaughter, Emma.:
Emma: "Don't worry Grandma, your clinic will open back up again."
My Sister: "That's really nice of you to say, Emma, but we can't know that."
Emma: "Oh, I know that it will."
My Sister: "How do you know that, honey?"
Emma: "Taco Bell did."
Sweet, cute, funny, I hope Emma's right.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Kids really are the best.
MOW badge received.
"Out of the mouths of babes"
@peter4jc
"I keep it in my pants, when I need it I whip it out"
Things we learn on vHerf
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
"I smoked some eggs the other day"
--Wylaff
I wonder if they were hard to keep lit....? 😜
“Dudes come up to me and ask, is it as soft as it looks?” - someone who shall remain anonymous.
"They are not from there, they were born there"
@madurofan
Last night's vherf
Mike: "We're going camping and kayaking. Y'all should come."
Robin: "I'll bring acid!"
"This is a great smoke until you draw on it"
@Stubble
“The fvk ottoman” - @Patrickbrick
And Mrs Shrek was the most excited 🤣