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USPS does it again. Package supposedly left Memphis Sunday night, should have been on my doorstep Monday night.
It's Tuesday.
No package.
Tracking claims it's "on its way to its destination", or words to that effect.
I wonder where they think that is?
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Another day gone by, and my package is still out on patrol. Sigh...
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UPS has been the worst for me lately. Every day I get another email that the packages I'm expecting have been rescheduled to be delivered another day. I feel like they have a shortage of home delivery drivers right now. Just got 10 # of green coffee delivered from Oakland to San Jose and it only took eight days to go less than 50 miles and the box was beat up badly. I am hoping the cigars come through OK.
I'm going to switch to delivery by USPS when I can now.
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Tracking shows "Out for delivery", now all that remains is to see if they deliver it here, or elsewhere.
Also, will it be intact?
Did the night shift play soccer with it?
The anticipation!
The mystery!
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Comments
Good question. Maybe the dog is peeing on it?
Because it's @VegasFrank s rocket
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
Is he off his rocket?
I have been for years
pipe finally arrived, too, pics in pipe thread
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
USPS does it again. Package supposedly left Memphis Sunday night, should have been on my doorstep Monday night.
It's Tuesday.
No package.
Tracking claims it's "on its way to its destination", or words to that effect.
I wonder where they think that is?
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Another day gone by, and my package is still out on patrol. Sigh...
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
UPS has been the worst for me lately. Every day I get another email that the packages I'm expecting have been rescheduled to be delivered another day. I feel like they have a shortage of home delivery drivers right now. Just got 10 # of green coffee delivered from Oakland to San Jose and it only took eight days to go less than 50 miles and the box was beat up badly. I am hoping the cigars come through OK.
I'm going to switch to delivery by USPS when I can now.
Also, will it be intact?
Did the night shift play soccer with it?
The anticipation!
The mystery!
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Success! See pic's in pipe section.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain