I used to make habanero candies and tried to make a super spicy batch once. The steam that came off coated my entire kitchen and living room, and for months afterwards if you touched anything in the house and then your face it was like being pepper sprayed. I am no longer allowed to make habanero candies.
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@Wylaff said:
I used to make habanero candies and tried to make a super spicy batch once. The steam that came off coated my entire kitchen and living room, and for months afterwards if you touched anything in the house and then your face it was like being pepper sprayed. I am no longer allowed to make habanero candies.
@Cam_91 - I’ll be harvesting my peppers soon. Send me your info and I’d be happy to send you a bottle of whatever I make. Hopefully you like hot. Growing Thai, Habs, scorpions, reapers, Armageddon and ghosts. Can’t guarantee it’ll be mild….or even comfortable.
@Rob1110 said: @Cam_91 - I’ll be harvesting my peppers soon. Send me your info and I’d be happy to send you a bottle of whatever I make. Hopefully you like hot. Growing Thai, Habs, scorpions, reapers, Armageddon and ghosts. Can’t guarantee it’ll be mild….or even comfortable.
Calvin, I appreciated your hot sauce so much, get over it, just run up to Chicago and get your over forlmeted serrano's. Put on your PPE and get it done for your brothers.
@dirtdude said:
Calvin, I appreciated your hot sauce so much, get over it, just run up to Chicago and get your over forlmeted serrano's. Put on your PPE and get it done for your brothers.
@CharlieHeis said:
For those that have had Calvin's hot sauce, what can I buy that would be similar?
If Calvin fvcking Calvin, excuse me, is unwilling to make the stuff any longer, shouldn't he be required to hand over the recipe?
My mom has spoken about making it as a kill-time-when-retired side business. I don't know if she actually will, but I can't release the recipe. I promise though, it's not worth the trauma of making it. I can only imagine what it'd be like to make with habaneros instead of just serrano peppers.
@CharlieHeis said:
For those that have had Calvin's hot sauce, what can I buy that would be similar?
If Calvin fvcking Calvin, excuse me, is unwilling to make the stuff any longer, shouldn't he be required to hand over the recipe?
My mom has spoken about making it as a kill-time-when-retired side business. I don't know if she actually will, but I can't release the recipe. I promise though, it's not worth the trauma of making it. I can only imagine what it'd be like to make with habaneros instead of just serrano peppers.
I can't make the sauce here anyway, even if I wanted to, which I don't. I don't have access to the right peppers. You guys will be fine. It's just a garlic hot sauce my mom learned how to make in Thailand, google "thai garlic hot sauce" and you'll get all kinds of store bought alternatives.
@CalvinAndHobo said:
I can't make the sauce here anyway, even if I wanted to, which I don't. I don't have access to the right peppers. You guys will be fine. It's just a garlic hot sauce my mom learned how to make in Thailand, google "thai garlic hot sauce" and you'll get all kinds of store bought alternatives.
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No easily and not without escalating this to someone at CCOM that helps us out when things break but has a different full time job at CCOM so it's probably best to just let it slip below the water's surface and die.
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I remember my older brothers doing that wearing Army gas masks.
I used to make habanero candies and tried to make a super spicy batch once. The steam that came off coated my entire kitchen and living room, and for months afterwards if you touched anything in the house and then your face it was like being pepper sprayed. I am no longer allowed to make habanero candies.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
You win. 😆
There were no winners in that one. I used 35 quartered habaneros with seeds intact for 2 lbs of sugar. They were very spicy.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
I had a friend that was growing small red Asian peppers and touched his eye and it melted his contact lens, ouch!
Yeaaaaa baby! Super excited for the sauce on the right. Puckerbutt No. 6: gooseberry, sumac, & gentian
Needed a restock badly, and glad I did because this months box looks incredible!
@Cam_91 where do you get those from?
HEATONIST .com Its the Hot Ones subscription
I love it. A lot of the stuff is from Ed Currie’s PuckerButt pepper co.. Great variety and it’s easy to skip months if you’ve got too much sauce.
@Cam_91 - I’ll be harvesting my peppers soon. Send me your info and I’d be happy to send you a bottle of whatever I make. Hopefully you like hot. Growing Thai, Habs, scorpions, reapers, Armageddon and ghosts. Can’t guarantee it’ll be mild….or even comfortable.
That would be lovely, I’d enjoy that
Calvin, I appreciated your hot sauce so much, get over it, just run up to Chicago and get your over forlmeted serrano's. Put on your PPE and get it done for your brothers.
I am happily retired.
For those that have had Calvin's hot sauce, what can I buy that would be similar?
I have found none
If Calvin fvcking Calvin, excuse me, is unwilling to make the stuff any longer, shouldn't he be required to hand over the recipe?
My mom has spoken about making it as a kill-time-when-retired side business. I don't know if she actually will, but I can't release the recipe. I promise though, it's not worth the trauma of making it. I can only imagine what it'd be like to make with habaneros instead of just serrano peppers.
John... give her a call.
It's just garlicy hot sauce lol, it's not like this life changing experience or something.
That’s my disagree Calvin
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I can't make the sauce here anyway, even if I wanted to, which I don't. I don't have access to the right peppers. You guys will be fine. It's just a garlic hot sauce my mom learned how to make in Thailand, google "thai garlic hot sauce" and you'll get all kinds of store bought alternatives.
This was recommended on the vherf the other night. I think it'll work until Calvin gets his head out of his azz 😁
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Awesome!
How many of y'all thought, "oh no! Now everything is double posting!"
This time it wasn't Frank's fault.
Can my other thread be deleted?
I tried to find a way but couldn't.
No easily and not without escalating this to someone at CCOM that helps us out when things break but has a different full time job at CCOM so it's probably best to just let it slip below the water's surface and die.