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That's right, Dahling, you were SOoo drunk last night. I'm glad we got pictures. Anyway, get dressed, Mummy and Daddy couldn't make the wedding, but they're here and they want to meet you now.
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Another surprise on the news today, when Ron Perlman has decided the join the LGBTQ movement when he announced that he “ always felt better in red.” The former protagonist for the Hellboy series announced that he has no intent on looking back on his decision to explore transexualism. Additionally, he plans on running against Andrew Cuomo for governor in his home state of New York in 2022.
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That time Joe Rogan auditioned for a porno
My off-season training, making sure I never lose another hockey bet to Frank ever again.
Can’t come for my neck if I don’t have one
This is why my wife loves me.
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get some fiber in your diet man
F**k You I'm drunk.....
"I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just how I am,"-Homer Simpson
F**k You I'm drunk.....
"I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just how I am,"-Homer Simpson
Wife: Im serious, I better not see another smoke in your mouth for the rest of the day!
Me:
Sooooo Goooood
Reverse retrohale
Good! She finally looked away, no I can look at those beautiful boobs again!
You know how I know you’re gay? You were looking at her face the whole time.
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Kid has legitimately peaked in high school.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
Got lucky after the dance, to bad he went with his mom
@Patrickbrick is up
I'll get something up when I get home from work.
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Phrasing.
I know what I typed.
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Where did you get the picture of my ex wife?
Your lips say yes, but your eyes say murder.
A new study finds that prostitution at truck stops is on the rise.
That's right, Dahling, you were SOoo drunk last night. I'm glad we got pictures. Anyway, get dressed, Mummy and Daddy couldn't make the wedding, but they're here and they want to meet you now.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
You've been kissing the boss' butt again, haven't you?
Another surprise on the news today, when Ron Perlman has decided the join the LGBTQ movement when he announced that he “ always felt better in red.” The former protagonist for the Hellboy series announced that he has no intent on looking back on his decision to explore transexualism. Additionally, he plans on running against Andrew Cuomo for governor in his home state of New York in 2022.
@peter4jc wins with a classic
The representative from New York has the floor.
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
A behind the scenes look at filming a TikTok