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I like to grab 'em by the pùssy, but if they're dirty, u use the pūssy grabber 3000
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The time when mom literally wiped the smirk off my face....
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This is the worst cruise I've ever been on.
"You talkin to me?...You talkin to me?...Then who the hell else you talkin to?"
Don’t **** with me.......I know Crane technique!
What the eff is that? ^
Back in my day we had to make our own damn Halloween costumes
The most excessive nubber I’ve ever seen
You may feel a slight pinch......
So you bought that cutter because @Scotch_n_Smoke suggested it huh?
Yes I’m a real shaman! why does everyone ask me that?
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Hey, any of you kids wanna play catch?
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
“I can now pinch tush at the rate of a dozen drunken men”
I like to grab 'em by the pùssy, but if they're dirty, u use the pūssy grabber 3000
On your first day of prison find the biggest guy and.....
This monkey bong just doesn't hit the same.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
Dear god.. please vote people
Hey you started this. Now look at the monkey dong!
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
I can do better than that, monkey. Way better.
You & the Mrs. just finished doing the nasty when you glance at the dog in the corner of the room…
Let me get this straight, you’re leaving me for some monkey that hangs out at the beach all day harassing tourists
That moment you realize that the dog is intentionally c@ck blocking you simply by sitting there.
Looks like Cam is up.
The time when mom literally wiped the smirk off my face....
When my wife is talking and my stupid ass brings up buying more cigars!
I told you I would shut your mouth for you!
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