In prison you get whatever you want for a last meal. See? My life sucks!
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Hello, I'm from the Government and I'm here to help
WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
"Light up one of those dog-rockets and find it sucks more than you thought it would? Well now, with the XBR-5000 you can launch that nasty thing into the next county"
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Two floating weenies
In prison you get whatever you want for a last meal. See? My life sucks!
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Ricky @Rhamlin playing "barge captain" in the tub
Just throw the toaster in the tub. I have hit rock bottom
Room service in Cuba isn’t what it once was.
If your weenie went down to your ankles, it'd float too!
Things are about to get interesting...
Hot dog down a hallway now doesn't sound so bad
The only redeeming quality of this picture is the lack of ketchup.
Post up ketchup hater
No.5 is alive and armed
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
Bringbonbtho> @Yakster said:
Bring on those little girl scout cookie selling b*tches.
Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.
Our new complaint department?
humanity's future--robots have taken all the fun out of killing people
Hello, I'm from the Government and I'm here to help
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
"Light up one of those dog-rockets and find it sucks more than you thought it would? Well now, with the XBR-5000 you can launch that nasty thing into the next county"
The neighbors reported John was always a quiet polite man.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
Robots taking all the good jobs. 😂
So.... We heard you’re not considering the vaccine.......
We are try to reach you about your vehicles warranty
We've got a winner, @Vision Pete, you're up!
@Trykflyr_1 has officially opened his smoking lounge for the spring
I've heard of a community lending library, but a blending library?
Nick's up again....
Canada, oh Canada, you have to go there to snow bar.
MOW badge received.
You bought Gurkha at MSRP?!?
Put another guest on the party list.......your cousin, from Boston.
Don't expose to light, keep away from water, and for heaven sakes don't let them have Gherkins.