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Where’s the **** money Lebowski
Cat plays a mean dogwind instrument.
Why?
You might feel a little pinch
If you touch my cigars again I’ll choke the **** out of you.
Stop barking or I’m going to throat punch you!
MOW badge received.
I warned you sir. I know Kung-Fu.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
Gimme back that tweety bird.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
cats rule, dogs drool
@Vision Winner!
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
Spot me bro
Terrible form, he’s gonna poop his pants
I'll be ready the next time Creepy Joe tries to sniff me.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Who you calling a pùssy?
Are you through grinning, Gomer Pyle?
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
Wayne winner, winner Wayne. @Wylaff
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
How Hawaiian Sunflower Seeds Get Their Flavor.
Sumosynthesis
As mating season approaches
I thought sunflower seeds were fat-free.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Here you thought Children of the Corn was scary.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
I declare @Stubble the winner
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
Must have been something she ate.
Lawn munching is so 1990's.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
White Chicken: Is she aerating the greens?
Brown Chicken: Yeah, The Masters is two weeks away..
White Chicken: What a F***n legend..
Spring harvest: "I ain't paying $300 for an ounce of grass"