Honey, I swear. Frank said he knew Sigfried & Roy and that they'd taught him how to make your pet do anything. How was I supposed to know he'd teach her this?
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Bob said this is how he hits that high note in O Holy Night...oh yeah, I feel it coming on
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@silvermouse said:
dammit, thanks for the earworm ^
Well, you know how those things go.
It will either:
1) Not Fade Away,
or when it finally does you'll be left with a:
2) Peaceful Easy Feeling.
Isn't life strange?
Ooh, that's 3! ...a turn of the page...
Hope that helped.
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Get that little sumbeach! He stole Joe B's earpiece! How is Joe gonna know what Kamala's telling him to say?!
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Not a caption but this is disturbing AF. And I'm starting to see a negative trend with the damn captions here....
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I think it's best that junior learns the pecking order early on in life
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Sure, Baby Yoda was cute, but as a teenager he discovered smoking bath-salts
(Slow in coming, sorry)
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Honey, I swear. Frank said he knew Sigfried & Roy and that they'd taught him how to make your pet do anything. How was I supposed to know he'd teach her this?
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Bob said this is how he hits that high note in O Holy Night...oh yeah, I feel it coming on
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
dammit, thanks for the earworm ^
Well, you know how those things go.
It will either:
1) Not Fade Away,
or when it finally does you'll be left with a:
2) Peaceful Easy Feeling.
Isn't life strange?
Ooh, that's 3! ...a turn of the page...
Hope that helped.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Peter, you're up!
I refer you to my signature...
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
How The Excellent Cup stays ahead of the competition.
We just want your address
North Korean Olympic Sport: Milk Crate Shuffle.
Get that little sumbeach! He stole Joe B's earpiece! How is Joe gonna know what Kamala's telling him to say?!
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Winner @Cam_91 ! Post up a**hole
About to lose all my kibble to @VegasFrank's cat
Not a caption but this is disturbing AF. And I'm starting to see a negative trend with the damn captions here....
They said DO NOT feed him after midnight!
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
Double up on the vaccine they said. What's the worst that can happen they said...
I voted for Bernie!
Kill it. Kill it with fire!
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
Look ok.... we are into weird ****. Leave us alone.
I think it's best that junior learns the pecking order early on in life
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo.
Sure, Baby Yoda was cute, but as a teenager he discovered smoking bath-salts
(Slow in coming, sorry)
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Uhmmmmm, you taste pretty good. Like chicken.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Women.... always multi-tasking! Men... couldn't care less.
Things are about to get interesting...
Looking for a good home: He/she/how dare you only eats vegan organically grown catfood owned by ethnically diverse feminists.
F**k You I'm drunk.....
"I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just how I am,"-Homer Simpson
@Yakster you're up my man!
Lewis Carrol quote FTW! Ok, let me find something worth captioning.