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"Ya just put your cheeks on it and slide" she said,
"It's fun!" she said.
I don't get it?
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Dude, that's a statue of a monkey blowing some dude...
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Now that we've moved on I can tell my own captions to this:
Well, it's a story. I went to the Michael Jackson estate sale and thought to myself: "I'll buy the monkey". I'm thinking the rumors were true.
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Told my daughter this was a lawn mower, she’s tried cutting the grass 4 times today.
Woman knowledge: if you can't cook it or wash it, vacuum it.
Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.
METH: For all your household chores!
Things are about to get interesting...
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Red chicken: I think it’s officially , she has gone from crazy hot, to just completely nuts!
White chicken: actually I don’t find her that attractive...
Edward @silvermouse is up!
Honey booboo don't share.
Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.
Strangely the bear didn’t believe in socialism.
"Calm down Yogi. She only took a small fish."
"Surf and Turf Boo Boo. Surf and Turf."
Note to @Cam_91:
Not a Honey Boo Boo reference. Yogi and Boo Boo are two famous Bears. Google it.
How the Gorton Fisherman got his start.
Pete is up...
Jim tried a new way to get rid of problem belly fat.
CAAAANNNNOOOONNN BAAA...&$^%$4@!*&....
So I said. “Just one more beer guys, I gotta get up early”.
After Night 2 at the Milwaukee Herf.
If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience
If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....
"Ya just put your cheeks on it and slide" she said,
"It's fun!" she said.
I don't get it?
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Some ideas look GREAT on paper...
Things are about to get interesting...
sticktion
See that slide? Hold my beer!
MOW badge received.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Dude, that's a statue of a monkey blowing some dude...
20 bucks is 20 bucks
Walt.... before Disney.....
@deadman your up Nick
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
Show her your O face....
Fvcking Frank
Now that we've moved on I can tell my own captions to this:
Well, it's a story. I went to the Michael Jackson estate sale and thought to myself: "I'll buy the monkey". I'm thinking the rumors were true.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain