Just because I wear these shorts and don't have a hair on my body people think I'm a chick. They don't notice the adam's apple, the shoulders, the lack of a booty. That's why I carry this shotgun disguised as an umbrella.
WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
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When Bubba Gump opens a nail salon
Naw I'm good Carroll you finish the popcorn
F**k You I'm drunk.....
"I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just how I am,"-Homer Simpson
Hey Patrick, is this shrimping?
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
Want to see my toes?
Things are about to get interesting...
I’ve got nothin for a picture. I’ll let someone who hasn’t gone yet go. Go ahead and post @raidermike 🤙🏽
LMAO, go ahead @raidermike, I just gave you your 5th upvote.
LOL, no, no it is not, and no I will not describe what it actually is.
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Alright @FIRERAT post a picture for us to comment on
My first win! Nonetheless, I defer to @FIRERAT... Let's see what you got!
Things are about to get interesting...
I'm honored
F**k You I'm drunk.....
"I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just how I am,"-Homer Simpson
Deja Vu
Oh crap ignore that one......brb
F**k You I'm drunk.....
"I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just how I am,"-Homer Simpson
Sorry I'm new...
Let's try again....
F**k You I'm drunk.....
"I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just how I am,"-Homer Simpson
Rick Drunky, the aftermath
OMG , my barnacle blanket doesn’t match my nail polish ... that’s so disgusting I am going to.....
If you think this is hard as a rock, just wait until my friend gets here.
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Well, when you are head high in sh!7 , you should probably keep your mouth shut
@Patrickbrick after his first East Coast IPA
A whole new meaning to being S#it faced... "I feel like s#it!"
Things are about to get interesting...
That's the last time I do a Mt. Vesuvius shot!
Things are about to get interesting...
I will take the initiative ....
"Mom can we get a Brittany?"
"No we have a Brittany at home"
Brittany at home.....
F**k You I'm drunk.....
"I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just how I am,"-Homer Simpson
^ Gurkha ^
v Padrón v
Oh no! Now my hair is going to get wet! 😲
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Lemme see yer war face!!
Oops I did it again
You're breaking my heart
Thought I had to take a s***
But I could only squeeze a fart
Just because I wear these shorts and don't have a hair on my body people think I'm a chick. They don't notice the adam's apple, the shoulders, the lack of a booty. That's why I carry this shotgun disguised as an umbrella.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
She sure was a hot little number before she went crazy. Well, crazier.
Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.