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Weapon of self destruction
I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.
@ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.0 -
Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?8 -
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@EgoBoundary said:
And Ricky thought my haircut was bad...
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves livesIt'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
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Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?2 -
A rat taking a bath I can understand, but a red toilet seat?
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Post edited by Wylaff on"Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...6 -
When you've partied so hard that 5he gerbil just falls out.
I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.
@ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.6 -
Not a caption, but, having kept my son's 3 ferrets while he was stationed in Korea I can promise any PETA members that this ferret is in the toilet ONLY because that's where he/she/( gender neutral pronoun of your choosing) wishes to be. Those little rascals are incredibly intelligent, curious, and adventurous. They are problem solvers willing and capable of coordinated joint efforts and schemes, all planned out in advance.
Once, when my son and his girlfriend were going to the movies, they couldn't find the ferrets. She asked about her two small terrier dogs. "Just leave them in the house" he said "the ferrets won't hurt them". She stated that terriers are rat-killers, and that she wasn't worried about the dogs, but rather was worried about the ferrets. He laughed and said "I'll chance it".
When they got home from the movie, all 3 ferrets were lolling about in the middle of the room, each of the two dogs was seated in diametrically opposed corners of the room. As they entered, one of the dogs started to get up. When it did, one of the ferrets stood and raised one paw, and the dog sat back down.
Funny little critters.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain8 -
Yeah, look up "doggïng websites" in Google and you'll figure out why...
I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.
@ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.3 -
"Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...2 -
@Wylaff said:
Do buns count as socks?
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Let us gingerly touch our tips, and I assure you the cosmos will align.
"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give". Winston Churchill.
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^ staying far away from the Agree, Like, and Vote Up buttons for that one lmao
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LOL!!!!!!
"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give". Winston Churchill.
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Found the Gatorade but no Komodo Dragonade.
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@Cam_91 said:
This is what happens when no one monitors the monitors.
"Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...7 -
@Cam_91 said:
WTF? You said they'd have dead fish and dragon's milk, I'm not finding it. Any luck over there?
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain2
