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When you've partied so hard that 5he gerbil just falls out.
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Not a caption, but, having kept my son's 3 ferrets while he was stationed in Korea I can promise any PETA members that this ferret is in the toilet ONLY because that's where he/she/( gender neutral pronoun of your choosing) wishes to be. Those little rascals are incredibly intelligent, curious, and adventurous. They are problem solvers willing and capable of coordinated joint efforts and schemes, all planned out in advance.
Once, when my son and his girlfriend were going to the movies, they couldn't find the ferrets. She asked about her two small terrier dogs. "Just leave them in the house" he said "the ferrets won't hurt them". She stated that terriers are rat-killers, and that she wasn't worried about the dogs, but rather was worried about the ferrets. He laughed and said "I'll chance it".
When they got home from the movie, all 3 ferrets were lolling about in the middle of the room, each of the two dogs was seated in diametrically opposed corners of the room. As they entered, one of the dogs started to get up. When it did, one of the ferrets stood and raised one paw, and the dog sat back down.
Funny little critters.
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Yeah, look up "doggïng websites" in Google and you'll figure out why...
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WTF? You said they'd have dead fish and dragon's milk, I'm not finding it. Any luck over there?
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So. You’ve heard of a suppressor right? Well then, there is this.....
Weapon of self destruction
Size don’t matter.
Can’t help but hear “AHWOOOGA” if this thing was fired. Like an old model T hahah
And Ricky thought my haircut was bad...
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
A rat taking a bath I can understand, but a red toilet seat?
Weazlin' is so much worse than prairie ****...
Edit: Dog-ging is censored.......
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
Gives new meaning to the term Hot Seat.
“They told me I’d be smuggling drugs, so you can imagine the shock when I made it past customs...”
And you thought your day was bad
When you've partied so hard that 5he gerbil just falls out.
Not a caption, but, having kept my son's 3 ferrets while he was stationed in Korea I can promise any PETA members that this ferret is in the toilet ONLY because that's where he/she/( gender neutral pronoun of your choosing) wishes to be. Those little rascals are incredibly intelligent, curious, and adventurous. They are problem solvers willing and capable of coordinated joint efforts and schemes, all planned out in advance.
Once, when my son and his girlfriend were going to the movies, they couldn't find the ferrets. She asked about her two small terrier dogs. "Just leave them in the house" he said "the ferrets won't hurt them". She stated that terriers are rat-killers, and that she wasn't worried about the dogs, but rather was worried about the ferrets. He laughed and said "I'll chance it".
When they got home from the movie, all 3 ferrets were lolling about in the middle of the room, each of the two dogs was seated in diametrically opposed corners of the room. As they entered, one of the dogs started to get up. When it did, one of the ferrets stood and raised one paw, and the dog sat back down.
Funny little critters.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
@Wylaff , you is up!
Yeah, look up "doggïng websites" in Google and you'll figure out why...
I saw a gerbil on the way out.... he said hi.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
How a hot dog becomes kosher.
...Brazzers?
Only if the tips touch......
Do buns count as socks?
Nobody? Fine, I’ll say it... A San Francisco wedding ... there.
Let us gingerly touch our tips, and I assure you the cosmos will align.
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^ staying far away from the Agree, Like, and Vote Up buttons for that one lmao
LOL!!!!!!
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Found the Gatorade but no Komodo Dragonade.
This is what happens when no one monitors the monitors.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
WTF? You said they'd have dead fish and dragon's milk, I'm not finding it. Any luck over there?
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain