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RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 9,071 ✭✭✭✭✭
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Share your favorite Cicada recipes. It’s almost time for them to come out.

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  • jlmartajlmarta Posts: 7,881 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Dis homey don’ eat no fvckin’ bugs....👎😎

    A’course, snails ain’t bugs - they’re delicious gastropods..... 🤣

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,919 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Bug spray.

    Lots and lots of bug spray....

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    @ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 9,127 ✭✭✭✭✭

    That much bug spray does not exist.

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  • jlmartajlmarta Posts: 7,881 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2021

    ?

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,919 ✭✭✭✭✭

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bonappetit.com/uncategorized/article/how-to-cook-cicadas-according-to-3-richmond-va-chefs/amp

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    @ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 10,120 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Do they still make that god-awful noise when they're cooking?

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 9,071 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ShawnOL said:
    Do they still make that god-awful noise when they're cooking?

    They don’t like it much😉

  • RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 9,071 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I thought for sure @Patrickbrick would have some good grilling tips.

  • RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 9,071 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:
    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bonappetit.com/uncategorized/article/how-to-cook-cicadas-according-to-3-richmond-va-chefs/amp

    Mouth watering

  • CtheHamCtheHam Posts: 205 ✭✭✭✭

    Don't forget to get your wives something special!
    https://chouquette.us/collections/currently-available-products/products/chocolate-covered-cicadas-limited-edition-2021-cicada-summer-tour

  • VisionVision Posts: 9,236 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I like y’all... I really do. I say this as a friend. You’re all fvcked.

  • WylaffWylaff Posts: 5,408 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Apparently if you are allergic to shellfish you should avoid cicadas...

    https://www.nwahomepage.com/news/fda-do-not-eat-cicadas-if-youre-allergic-to-seafood/

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  • RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 9,071 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Wylaff said:
    Apparently if you are allergic to shellfish you should avoid cicadas...

    https://www.nwahomepage.com/news/fda-do-not-eat-cicadas-if-youre-allergic-to-seafood/

    Saw that today. Haven’t seen any around home yet. They say they are best right after they come out of the ground. Or is right after they shed their skin while they are still soft and sweet 😝

  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 9,127 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I believe I'm safe, either way.

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  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 10,120 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I'll entertain the thought of eating 🐛 the day after the supermarkets all run out of meats of any kind.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • d_bladesd_blades Posts: 4,100 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ShawnOL said:
    I'll entertain the thought of eating 🐛 the day after the supermarkets all run out of meats of any kind.

    That could be tomorrow ya know.

    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

  • Cam_91Cam_91 Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭✭✭

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