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Saw that today. Haven’t seen any around home yet. They say they are best right after they come out of the ground. Or is right after they shed their skin while they are still soft and sweet 😝
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Rhamlin
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Did not know this was a thing. Googled it and:
Dis homey don’ eat no fvckin’ bugs....👎😎
A’course, snails ain’t bugs - they’re delicious gastropods..... 🤣
Bug spray.
Lots and lots of bug spray....
That much bug spray does not exist.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
?
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bonappetit.com/uncategorized/article/how-to-cook-cicadas-according-to-3-richmond-va-chefs/amp
Do they still make that god-awful noise when they're cooking?
Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.
They don’t like it much😉
I thought for sure @Patrickbrick would have some good grilling tips.
Mouth watering
Don't forget to get your wives something special!
https://chouquette.us/collections/currently-available-products/products/chocolate-covered-cicadas-limited-edition-2021-cicada-summer-tour
I like y’all... I really do. I say this as a friend. You’re all fvcked.
Apparently if you are allergic to shellfish you should avoid cicadas...
https://www.nwahomepage.com/news/fda-do-not-eat-cicadas-if-youre-allergic-to-seafood/
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
Saw that today. Haven’t seen any around home yet. They say they are best right after they come out of the ground. Or is right after they shed their skin while they are still soft and sweet 😝
I believe I'm safe, either way.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
I'll entertain the thought of eating 🐛 the day after the supermarkets all run out of meats of any kind.
Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.
That could be tomorrow ya know.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.