Problems With The Redford Lite™ Electric Cabinet Humidor
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Frank doesn’t have a lawn, I’ve been to his house.
"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give". Winston Churchill.
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@VegasFrank said:
You missed it on the vherf last night @peter4jc. A couple of teenage girls were horse playing with a group of kids and ran into my front yard and up the side of my house at about 9pm. I yelled, "get the hell out of my yard," to which @IndustMech replied, "did you just say get off my lawn?" He then gave me my credentials for the curmudgeon club.Boys, l do believe Frank's reaching the end of the fermentation stage. Soon, he'll be ready to roll.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain6 -
Welcome to the club, Frank. Bear in mind though that you are too young; you cannot claim curmudgeon exemption privileges until your kids are at least teenagers.
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@silvermouse said:
Welcome to the club, Frank. Bear in mind though that you are too young; you cannot claim curmudgeon exemption privileges until your kids are at least teenagers.You also get executive status when they are 30 and still living at home.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
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@silvermouse said:
Welcome to the club, Frank. Bear in mind though that you are too young; you cannot claim curmudgeon exemption privileges until your kids are at least teenagers.And most importantly, remember that as long as just one of us seasoned curmudgeons is still sucking air, you'll be a rooky.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis4 -
@silvermouse said:
Welcome to the club, Frank. Bear in mind though that you are too young; you cannot claim curmudgeon exemption privileges until your kids are at least teenagers.I have one who's a teenager does that count? Or do I have to wait the remaining one year and 9 months for them all to cross the threshold?
I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.
@ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.0 -
See, that was a very polite inquiry^. You have a way to go. Peter would never met our B's with such patience.
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@d_blades said:
@silvermouse said:
Welcome to the club, Frank. Bear in mind though that you are too young; you cannot claim curmudgeon exemption privileges until your kids are at least teenagers.You also get executive status when they are 30 and still living at home.
I’ll move out if that happens.
"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give". Winston Churchill.
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@Patrickbrick said:
@d_blades said:
@silvermouse said:
Welcome to the club, Frank. Bear in mind though that you are too young; you cannot claim curmudgeon exemption privileges until your kids are at least teenagers.You also get executive status when they are 30 and still living at home.
I’ll move out if that happens.
One of the guys I went through basic training with was about 6' 7", rather arrogant, and surly. When he went home on leave the first time he found that his parents had moved, leaving no forwarding address that he could find. I'd never heard of the parents being the ones to run away from home before, but we all understood why.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain10 -
@VegasFrank said:
@silvermouse said:
Welcome to the club, Frank. Bear in mind though that you are too young; you cannot claim curmudgeon exemption privileges until your kids are at least teenagers.I have one who's a teenager does that count? Or do I have to wait the remaining one year and 9 months for them all to cross the threshold?
If 3 teenagers is the magic number I made it
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