@VegasFrank said:
You missed it on the vherf last night @peter4jc. A couple of teenage girls were horse playing with a group of kids and ran into my front yard and up the side of my house at about 9pm. I yelled, "get the hell out of my yard," to which @IndustMech replied, "did you just say get off my lawn?" He then gave me my credentials for the curmudgeon club.
Boys, l do believe Frank's reaching the end of the fermentation stage. Soon, he'll be ready to roll.
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Welcome to the club, Frank. Bear in mind though that you are too young; you cannot claim curmudgeon exemption privileges until your kids are at least teenagers.
@silvermouse said:
Welcome to the club, Frank. Bear in mind though that you are too young; you cannot claim curmudgeon exemption privileges until your kids are at least teenagers.
You also get executive status when they are 30 and still living at home.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
@silvermouse said:
Welcome to the club, Frank. Bear in mind though that you are too young; you cannot claim curmudgeon exemption privileges until your kids are at least teenagers.
And most importantly, remember that as long as just one of us seasoned curmudgeons is still sucking air, you'll be a rooky.
@silvermouse said:
Welcome to the club, Frank. Bear in mind though that you are too young; you cannot claim curmudgeon exemption privileges until your kids are at least teenagers.
I have one who's a teenager does that count? Or do I have to wait the remaining one year and 9 months for them all to cross the threshold?
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@silvermouse said:
Welcome to the club, Frank. Bear in mind though that you are too young; you cannot claim curmudgeon exemption privileges until your kids are at least teenagers.
You also get executive status when they are 30 and still living at home.
I’ll move out if that happens.
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@silvermouse said:
Welcome to the club, Frank. Bear in mind though that you are too young; you cannot claim curmudgeon exemption privileges until your kids are at least teenagers.
You also get executive status when they are 30 and still living at home.
I’ll move out if that happens.
One of the guys I went through basic training with was about 6' 7", rather arrogant, and surly. When he went home on leave the first time he found that his parents had moved, leaving no forwarding address that he could find. I'd never heard of the parents being the ones to run away from home before, but we all understood why.
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@silvermouse said:
Welcome to the club, Frank. Bear in mind though that you are too young; you cannot claim curmudgeon exemption privileges until your kids are at least teenagers.
I have one who's a teenager does that count? Or do I have to wait the remaining one year and 9 months for them all to cross the threshold?
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Frank doesn’t have a lawn, I’ve been to his house.
MOW badge received.
Boys, l do believe Frank's reaching the end of the fermentation stage. Soon, he'll be ready to roll.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Welcome to the club, Frank. Bear in mind though that you are too young; you cannot claim curmudgeon exemption privileges until your kids are at least teenagers.
You also get executive status when they are 30 and still living at home.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
And most importantly, remember that as long as just one of us seasoned curmudgeons is still sucking air, you'll be a rooky.
I have one who's a teenager does that count? Or do I have to wait the remaining one year and 9 months for them all to cross the threshold?
See, that was a very polite inquiry^. You have a way to go. Peter would never met our B's with such patience.
I’ll move out if that happens.
MOW badge received.
One of the guys I went through basic training with was about 6' 7", rather arrogant, and surly. When he went home on leave the first time he found that his parents had moved, leaving no forwarding address that he could find. I'd never heard of the parents being the ones to run away from home before, but we all understood why.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
If 3 teenagers is the magic number I made it