The useless information thread
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First thing that popped into my head.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain1 -
Some snakes have a forked p***s.
It brings to mind how tailors would address an indelicate but necessary parameter:
“does sir wear left or right?”Proud left-schlonger here.
There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge.
Hunter S. Thompson
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@Al_K_Lloyd said:
Some snakes have a forked p***s.It brings to mind how tailors would address an indelicate but necessary parameter:
“does sir wear left or right?”Proud left-schlonger here.
Tread lightly my friend. Anything resembling a left lean here can get you in some trouble.
IT WAS A JOKE....
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@Vision said:
@Al_K_Lloyd said:
Some snakes have a forked p***s.It brings to mind how tailors would address an indelicate but necessary parameter:
“does sir wear left or right?”Proud left-schlonger here.
Tread lightly my friend. Anything resembling a left lean here can get you in some trouble.
IT WAS A JOKE....
I am a proud liberal.
(edit) with either head.There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge.
Hunter S. Thompson
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@Al_K_Lloyd said:
@Vision said:
@Al_K_Lloyd said:
Some snakes have a forked p***s.It brings to mind how tailors would address an indelicate but necessary parameter:
“does sir wear left or right?”Proud left-schlonger here.
Tread lightly my friend. Anything resembling a left lean here can get you in some trouble.
IT WAS A JOKE....
I am a proud liberal.
(edit) with either head.Most of that was an inside joke. Start on page one of the Political Discussion thread to get yourself up to speed. Welcome to the forum BTW.
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@Vision said:
@Al_K_Lloyd said:
@Vision said:
@Al_K_Lloyd said:
Some snakes have a forked p***s.It brings to mind how tailors would address an indelicate but necessary parameter:
“does sir wear left or right?”Proud left-schlonger here.
Tread lightly my friend. Anything resembling a left lean here can get you in some trouble.
IT WAS A JOKE....
I am a proud liberal.
(edit) with either head.Most of that was an inside joke. Start on page one of the Political Discussion thread to get yourself up to speed. Welcome to the forum BTW.
We are all here under the fellowship of the leaf.
I’ll voice my opinion, but am loath to passionately dispute it.Since I’m having trouble with “liked” or “responded” on my phone, I’ll follow your advice. Perhaps not at once; I’m following les jeux à Paris with delight.
There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge.
Hunter S. Thompson
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Babies love it when you blow raspberries on their bellies. Cats do not.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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I was my current age.
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A good cigar and the open road solve most problems.
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If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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Did I miss the holler?
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The narwhal (Monodon monoceros) is a species of toothed whale native to the Arctic. It is the only member of the genus Monodon, and one of two living representatives of the family Monodontidae. The narwhal has a similar build to the closely related beluga whale, with which it overlaps in range and can interbreed.
The obstacle is the way.
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@Ksqsmoking said:
The narwhal (Monodon monoceros) is a species of toothed whale native to the Arctic. It is the only member of the genus Monodon, and one of two living representatives of the family Monodontidae. The narwhal has a similar build to the closely related beluga whale, with which it overlaps in range and can interbreed.Also a pretty tasty beer
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves livesIt'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
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@IndustMech said:
@Ksqsmoking said:
The narwhal (Monodon monoceros) is a species of toothed whale native to the Arctic. It is the only member of the genus Monodon, and one of two living representatives of the family Monodontidae. The narwhal has a similar build to the closely related beluga whale, with which it overlaps in range and can interbreed.Also a pretty tasty beer
Barrel Aged !
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The Ohio Supreme Court ruled that “boneless chicken” can legally contain bones,
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@silvermouse said:
The Ohio Supreme Court ruled that “boneless chicken” can legally contain bones,And in other news, the Ohio “Supreme” Court can contain “Inferior” judges.
The obstacle is the way.
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A large group of birds is a flock
A large group of cows is a herd
A large group of fish is a school
A large group of people is a fúck thatIf it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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Lentils surprised me.
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Lentils? Lentils are a food source I recall googling repeatedly.
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An Irish lesbian couple is known as a Gaelic.
If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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Did you know"?........
People who follow islam are 972% more likely to spontaneously explode more than those who don't?
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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Did you know?.....
People who eat bacon are 100 times less likely to marry a 9 year old girl who may, or may not, be related to them?
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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@ShawnOL said:
Did you know?.....People who eat bacon are 100 times less likely to marry a 9 year old girl who may, or may not, be related to them?
Alabama doesn't have bacon?
"Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...8 -
I was thinking somewhere else..but Alabama works too lol
If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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The retractable pen was first invented and patented in 1888 by John J. Loud.
If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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@Rdp77 said:
The retractable pen was first invented and patented in 1888 by John J. Loud.Wrong thread
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