In college we used to always throw a party at 11:57 on Friday the 13th. Always a good time. Being dyslexic, I seem to have bad luck on Friday the 31st instead.
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In much the same way as I’ve found that some weeks have three or four Mondays in a row, I’ve also found that sometimes Friday the 13th will fall on a Thursday, a Saturday, or whatever.....
In much the same way as I’ve found that some weeks have three or four Mondays in a row, I’ve also found that sometimes Friday the 13th will fall on a Thursday, a Saturday, or whatever.....
In much the same way as I’ve found that some weeks have three or four Mondays in a row, I’ve also found that sometimes Friday the 13th will fall on a Thursday, a Saturday, or whatever.....
Don’t forget the 31st for Yak
Yeah, for some reason, dyslexics seem to be easily overlooked. For years I’ve jokingly accused my child bride of being a verbal dyslexic.
She’ll make some perfectly normal statement but inadvertently substitute a word that’s totally out of place like “We’re having bacon and pumpkins for breakfast” and when you question her about it her standard answer is “Well, you know what I meant”. Like I’m supposed to read minds......
I think it’s just that her mind works so fast she’s probably thinking three or four sentences ahead of what she’s saying. Just a guess on my part, obviously.....
In much the same way as I’ve found that some weeks have three or four Mondays in a row, I’ve also found that sometimes Friday the 13th will fall on a Thursday, a Saturday, or whatever.....
Don’t forget the 31st for Yak
Yeah, for some reason, dyslexics seem to be easily overlooked. For years I’ve jokingly accused my child bride of being a verbal dyslexic.
She’ll make some perfectly normal statement but inadvertently substitute a word that’s totally out of place like “We’re having bacon and pumpkins for breakfast” and when you question her about it her standard answer is “Well, you know what I meant”. Like I’m supposed to read minds......
I think it’s just that her mind works so fast she’s probably thinking three or four sentences ahead of what she’s saying. Just a guess on my part, obviously.....
I do that too on purpose just to mess with people.
I'm the only person on the face of the earth that can follow what my wife is talking about when she gets all worked up......I swear she's talking in tongue sometimes.
In much the same way as I’ve found that some weeks have three or four Mondays in a row, I’ve also found that sometimes Friday the 13th will fall on a Thursday, a Saturday, or whatever.....
Don’t forget the 31st for Yak
Yeah, for some reason, dyslexics seem to be easily overlooked. For years I’ve jokingly accused my child bride of being a verbal dyslexic.
She’ll make some perfectly normal statement but inadvertently substitute a word that’s totally out of place like “We’re having bacon and pumpkins for breakfast” and when you question her about it her standard answer is “Well, you know what I meant”. Like I’m supposed to read minds......
I think it’s just that her mind works so fast she’s probably thinking three or four sentences ahead of what she’s saying. Just a guess on my part, obviously.....
Well my new cat got bit on the face by a venomous copperhead snake...so maybe there’s something going on with this Friday the 13th $hit...
How's the cat??
The only way that would be a good story is if it was a black cat walking under a ladder while that happened.
He’s a lot better today, got lucky only one fang got him, his whole side of his head face was very swollen yesterday. Just seen you’re quote...for some reason CCOM has quit sending me email notifications when I’m quoted or mentioned in a thread...
If you quote me do the @TX98Z28 in your text or I won't be notified of your quote, Thanks.
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She’ll make some perfectly normal statement but inadvertently substitute a word that’s totally out of place like “We’re having bacon and pumpkins for breakfast” and when you question her about it her standard answer is “Well, you know what I meant”. Like I’m supposed to read minds......
I think it’s just that her mind works so fast she’s probably thinking three or four sentences ahead of what she’s saying. Just a guess on my part, obviously.....
The only way that would be a good story is if it was a black cat walking under a ladder while that happened.
I'm the only person on the face of the earth that can follow what my wife is talking about when she gets all worked up......I swear she's talking in tongue sometimes.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...