How I end up in trouble.
0patience
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Got a call from the wife. She is working til 8, cause they have some parenting class and she has to watch the ankle biters.
And then she gives me this question.
"Oh and what's tomorrow?"
Hell, I don't know. Sink de mayonaise?
"No, it is not cinco de mayo"!
Oh! Mother's day!
"No, tomorrow is Friday, Mother's day is on a Sunday."
It is? Ok. This Sunday?
"No, not this Sunday! Don't you know when it is?"
Uhm. I think so?
"So you don't know what tomorrow is?"
Of course I do. It's our anniversary.
"You looked at the marriage certificate on the wall, right?"
Uhm. No. I remembered.
"Ok, smart guy, how long have we been married."
Wait. What? I didn't know this was gonna come up. No fair! 30-ish years.
"OMG, we had our 30 year anniversary already."
Yeah, like I said. 30-ish years.
"You're such a dork."
And then she gives me this question.
"Oh and what's tomorrow?"
Hell, I don't know. Sink de mayonaise?
"No, it is not cinco de mayo"!
Oh! Mother's day!
"No, tomorrow is Friday, Mother's day is on a Sunday."
It is? Ok. This Sunday?
"No, not this Sunday! Don't you know when it is?"
Uhm. I think so?
"So you don't know what tomorrow is?"
Of course I do. It's our anniversary.
"You looked at the marriage certificate on the wall, right?"
Uhm. No. I remembered.
"Ok, smart guy, how long have we been married."
Wait. What? I didn't know this was gonna come up. No fair! 30-ish years.
"OMG, we had our 30 year anniversary already."
Yeah, like I said. 30-ish years.
"You're such a dork."
In Fumo Pax
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Congrats Tony and many more. They just don’t get it sometimes.2
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Congratulations
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves livesIt'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
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That’s priceless!!!:)0patience said:Got a call from the wife. She is working til 8, cause they have some parenting class and she has to watch the ankle biters.
And then she gives me this question.
"Oh and what's tomorrow?"
Hell, I don't know. Sink de mayonaise?
"No, it is not cinco de mayo"!
Oh! Mother's day!
"No, tomorrow is Friday, Mother's day is on a Sunday."
It is? Ok. This Sunday?
"No, not this Sunday! Don't you know when it is?"
Uhm. I think so?
"So you don't know what tomorrow is?"
Of course I do. It's our anniversary.
"You looked at the marriage certificate on the wall, right?"
Uhm. No. I remembered.
"Ok, smart guy, how long have we been married."
Wait. What? I didn't know this was gonna come up. No fair! 30-ish years.
"OMG, we had our 30 year anniversary already."
Yeah, like I said. 30-ish years.
"You're such a dork."0 -
Congrats TonyA little dirt never hurt0
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Congrats Tony
If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience
If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....0 -
Happy Cinco de Mayo!Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?0
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Do I detect a 'bomb Tony on his anniversary' run coming soon?"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis3
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Congratulations, Tony. And many happy returns.1
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Happy 30+1
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That's her job is reminding you.
Not yours to remember.
Way I look at it.
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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That's word for word how 95% of my conversations with my wife goes.
Happy 3 decades!!!......I looked it up, 30 year gift is pearls.
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That's why you have the date engraved inside the wedding ring. This time I was smart, I got married in 2000 so I will always remember how many years we've been married.
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I was married in 1990. Simple mathYankeeMan said:That's why you have the date engraved inside the wedding ring. This time I was smart, I got married in 2000 so I will always remember how many years we've been married.I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves livesIt'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
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On May 17th Mrs. Puff and I will have been married for 93 years. Forum math."When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon9
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Congratulations TonyBetter to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt— Abraham Lincoln0
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I got married on Feb 29th.....So we've been married 25 and 8.33333333 years.1
