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0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
Got a call from the wife. She is working til 8, cause they have some parenting class and she has to watch the ankle biters.
And then she gives me this question.
"Oh and what's tomorrow?"
Hell, I don't know. Sink de mayonaise?
"No, it is not cinco de mayo"! 
Oh! Mother's day!
"No, tomorrow is Friday, Mother's day is on a Sunday."
It is? Ok. This Sunday?
"No, not this Sunday! Don't you know when it is?"
Uhm. I think so?
"So you don't know what tomorrow is?"
Of course I do. It's our anniversary. 
"You looked at the marriage certificate on the wall, right?"
Uhm. No. I remembered.
"Ok, smart guy, how long have we been married."
Wait. What? I didn't know this was gonna come up. No fair! 30-ish years.
"OMG, we had our 30 year anniversary already."
Yeah, like I said. 30-ish years.
"You're such a dork."

:smile:


In Fumo Pax
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

Wylaff said:
Atmospheric pressure and crap.

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  • AlbinfkAlbinfk Posts: 1,923 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Congrats Tony and many more. They just don’t get it sometimes.
  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,660 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Congratulations 

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 8,908 ✭✭✭✭✭
    0patience said:
    Got a call from the wife. She is working til 8, cause they have some parenting class and she has to watch the ankle biters.
    And then she gives me this question.
    "Oh and what's tomorrow?"
    Hell, I don't know. Sink de mayonaise?
    "No, it is not cinco de mayo"! 
    Oh! Mother's day!
    "No, tomorrow is Friday, Mother's day is on a Sunday."
    It is? Ok. This Sunday?
    "No, not this Sunday! Don't you know when it is?"
    Uhm. I think so?
    "So you don't know what tomorrow is?"
    Of course I do. It's our anniversary. 
    "You looked at the marriage certificate on the wall, right?"
    Uhm. No. I remembered.
    "Ok, smart guy, how long have we been married."
    Wait. What? I didn't know this was gonna come up. No fair! 30-ish years.
    "OMG, we had our 30 year anniversary already."
    Yeah, like I said. 30-ish years.
    "You're such a dork."

    :smile:


    That’s priceless!!!:)
  • dirtdudedirtdude Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Congrats Tony
    A little dirt never hurt
  • NorCalR1NorCalR1 Posts: 4,197 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Congrats Tony 

    If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience :D
    If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....

  • StubbleStubble Posts: 8,177 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Happy Cinco de Mayo!
    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 15,316 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Do I detect a 'bomb Tony on his anniversary' run coming soon?
    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    peter4jc said:
    Do I detect a 'bomb Tony on his anniversary' run coming soon?
    Oh come on. Don't you start too.
    You guys are killing me enough as it is.
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • jlmartajlmarta Posts: 7,881 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Congratulations, Tony. And many happy returns. 
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 19,047 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Happy 30+ 
  • ForMudForMud Posts: 2,336 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That's word for word how 95% of my conversations with my wife goes. 

    Happy 3 decades!!!......I looked it up, 30 year gift is pearls.


  • YankeeManYankeeMan Posts: 2,654 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That's why you have the date engraved inside the wedding ring.  This time I was smart, I got married in 2000 so I will always remember how many years we've been married.
  • ForMudForMud Posts: 2,336 ✭✭✭✭✭

    0patience said:
    peter4jc said:
    Do I detect a 'bomb Tony on his anniversary' run coming soon?
    Oh come on. Don't you start too.
    You guys are killing me enough as it is.
    Don't let them smell the fear...That's when they attack. 
  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,660 ✭✭✭✭✭
    YankeeMan said:
    That's why you have the date engraved inside the wedding ring.  This time I was smart, I got married in 2000 so I will always remember how many years we've been married.
    I was married in 1990. Simple math

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • WaterNerdWaterNerd Posts: 3,279 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Congratulations Tony
    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt
    — Abraham Lincoln


  • ForMudForMud Posts: 2,336 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I got married on Feb 29th.....So we've been married 25 and 8.33333333 years.
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