The I am drunk thread

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  • johnnyB
    johnnyB Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Me too
    Non Crux sed lux
  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,165 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The best defense is a good offense. 
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  • TruDog
    TruDog Posts: 8,352 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Rhamlin said:
    In my defense, the scotch is here and I’m unsupervised. 
    Yo Rham, care to ScOOt over...my diNk'N elbow needs room....HoLA.
  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,138 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yeah I might need a ride to the liquor store! Any volunteers?
  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,138 ✭✭✭✭✭
    TruDog said:
    Rhamlin said:
    In my defense, the scotch is here and I’m unsupervised. 
    Yo Rham, care to ScOOt over...my diNk'N elbow needs room....HoLA.
    If you ever get ahold of me we are gonna have to have a smoke and some scotch brother!
  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,459 ✭✭✭✭✭
    On a rare occasion, I find myself heavily buzzed.   Of course everyone I know is stone -cold sober on a week night.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • Sleddog46
    Sleddog46 Posts: 1,050 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ShawnOL said:
    On a rare occasion, I find myself heavily buzzed.   Of course everyone I know is stone -cold sober on a week night.
    Wanna bet!!!!!
    You can't dispel Ignorance if you retain Arrogance!
  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,459 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Do tell.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • Sleddog46
    Sleddog46 Posts: 1,050 ✭✭✭✭✭
    WELL..... It's a mighty deep subject!!!! LOL I enjoy my cocktails at night while smoking a cigar and a few after. Sometimes I have a few more just for fun. Being retired does have it's benefits, no alarm clock, no regular schedule. So I can get as fu@# ed as I want. Case closed.
    You can't dispel Ignorance if you retain Arrogance!
  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,459 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I hear ya!  I hate to think what'll happen if I retire.  I'll be that guy drunk texting my friends on weeknights.  Kinda like tonight.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • Sleddog46
    Sleddog46 Posts: 1,050 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yep, that's pretty much what happens. LOL. But I'm not hurting anyone. Don't drive while drinking or after. Just spend the evenings out on our deck and listening to music, listening to the crickets and looking at the stars. Don't get much better than that.
    You can't dispel Ignorance if you retain Arrogance!
  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,459 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2019
    Since the bourbon is gone I irish'd up some pumpkin spice iced coffee with some Coole Swan Irish cream.  Surprisingly good.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • Sleddog46
    Sleddog46 Posts: 1,050 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm lucky, went to the liquor store today.
    You can't dispel Ignorance if you retain Arrogance!
  • deadman
    deadman Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sleddog46 said:
    Don't forget to turn your clocks ahead an hour!!!!!!
    Fall forwards right 
  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,459 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sleddog46 said:
    Don't forget to turn your clocks ahead an hour!!!!!!

    Go two hours ahead so you don't have to do it again next year.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • genareddog
    genareddog Posts: 4,460 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Poker_Slob said:
    I'm a life long Browns fan...I drink quite a bit.
    You should route for the bungles 
  • Poker_Slob
    Poker_Slob Posts: 1,269 ✭✭✭✭✭
    NEVER! 
  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,459 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Had two or three. Or five or six scotches. Lost track. Feeling no pain, physical or mental.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,459 ✭✭✭✭✭

    So I can spell, well my phone can spell. First drink I've had in a month or two, I think.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,459 ✭✭✭✭✭

    13, 17, I lost count. Good night. Hopefully I don't have to get up in thr morning. That would suck.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • TRayB
    TRayB Posts: 3,747 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2024

    Supposed to be a gif, but it won't play. Sorry Bob.

  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,138 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Haven’t seen this one in a minute!
    Times have changed.

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