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This accounts for the black smoke. My biggest problem with this picture is the pronunciation column. How is he pronounced? Simple! It sounds like zhee.
Dafuq? I never learned the zh sound in phonics...
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@ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.-2 -
I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...17 -
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"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis11 -
I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...16 -
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Health screening:
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis14 -
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I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...10 -
Gurkhas are the fruitcakes of cigars. They keep getting passed round and round, and ain't nobody smoking them.
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@VegasFrank said:
It's all good. I finished before I realized this was an actual photo of feet.
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I finished after
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At my age, just glad if I can finish at all.
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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Finish? Hell...I'm happy if I can start!
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Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?18 -
That's sooooo perfect, Tony!
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis4 -
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis11 -
@peter4jc said:
Had one get an attitude this week when I answered the phone. Raised his voice and told me they would not continue to try and help me out. Needless to say I lost my **** and he hung up on me at the 5th F bomb which was probably also the 7th word in total.
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^^^ it seems to me that it's only the ones from India (or at least, those with Indian accents) that get rude when I push back or hint that I know what they're up to.
I like playing dumb with them sometimes, just to see how much of their time they'll let me waste (while wasting my own, admittedly) or sometimes I'll just ask how they can do such detestable things which would violate the conscience of a normal person, and yet they go on asking for my information, plodding along in hopes that I will give them some tidbit they can profit from.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis0 -
Had a coworker act excited when they called, asked for the highest package they had. When they asked for his mileage he said 425,000 and they hung up on him. He said he does that to them all the time.
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@deadman said:
Had a coworker act excited when they called, asked for the highest package they had. When they asked for his mileage he said 425,000 and they hung up on him. He said he does that to them all the time.I was thinking about that this morning. 2005 truck with 200k miles.
Extended warranty might be cheaper than a new truck.In Fumo Pax
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.Wylaff said:Atmospheric pressure and crap.0 -
@0patience said:
@deadman said:
Had a coworker act excited when they called, asked for the highest package they had. When they asked for his mileage he said 425,000 and they hung up on him. He said he does that to them all the time.I was thinking about that this morning. 2005 truck with 200k miles.
Extended warranty might be cheaper than a new truck.One of my old Army buddies got the caller all excited, said he definitely needed what they were offering. For his Pickup truck.
"OK, alright," the guy says, "and what kind of truck is it?"
"1946 Dodge" says Jim, "I haven't been able to get it to start for about 5 years"
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain3 -
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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Groan and lol all at the same time
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I always ask them what they're wearing. If they continue talking I tell them how I want to touch their private parts. It doesn't matter if they're men or women. I can get pretty raunchy when I want to.
The funny part is that they get a little more creeped out As you get more clinical with your descriptions. For instance, instead of saying that you want to deepthroat them, you should say that you want to feel their larynx with tip of your erection. Or that you want to erode the enamel from their molars with your ejacülate. They don't like that kind of stuff at all because it's super creepy. You're welcome for the tip. Pun intended!
I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.
@ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.6
