Recipes?

Share your favorite Cicada recipes. It’s almost time for them to come out.
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Did not know this was a thing. Googled it and:
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Dis homey don’ eat no fvckin’ bugs....👎😎
A’course, snails ain’t bugs - they’re delicious gastropods..... 🤣
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Bug spray.
Lots and lots of bug spray....
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.1 -
That much bug spray does not exist.
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@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.1
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Do they still make that god-awful noise when they're cooking?
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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I thought for sure @Patrickbrick would have some good grilling tips.
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Don't forget to get your wives something special!
https://chouquette.us/collections/currently-available-products/products/chocolate-covered-cicadas-limited-edition-2021-cicada-summer-tour3 -
I like y’all... I really do. I say this as a friend. You’re all fvcked.
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Apparently if you are allergic to shellfish you should avoid cicadas...
https://www.nwahomepage.com/news/fda-do-not-eat-cicadas-if-youre-allergic-to-seafood/
"Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
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@Wylaff said:
Apparently if you are allergic to shellfish you should avoid cicadas...https://www.nwahomepage.com/news/fda-do-not-eat-cicadas-if-youre-allergic-to-seafood/
Saw that today. Haven’t seen any around home yet. They say they are best right after they come out of the ground. Or is right after they shed their skin while they are still soft and sweet 😝
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I believe I'm safe, either way.
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I'll entertain the thought of eating 🐛 the day after the supermarkets all run out of meats of any kind.
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