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  • Wylaff
    Wylaff Posts: 5,486 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Allegedly.

    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,141 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:

    @ShawnOL said:

    @Rhamlin said:

    They forgot BJs.

    Yeah but they suggested girl on girl. Still a win.

    Only you would read the fine print 😂

  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,141 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2023

    Crap

  • Amos_Umwhat
    Amos_Umwhat Posts: 9,881 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ShawnOL said:

    @Rhamlin said:

    They forgot BJs.

    You''ve got to read between the lines. Go back and look at the section titled Make Him Comfortable. What do you think is implied?

    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • VegasFrank
    VegasFrank Posts: 20,596 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Amos_Umwhat said:

    @ShawnOL said:

    @Rhamlin said:

    They forgot BJs.

    You''ve got to read between the lines. Go back and look at the section titled Make Him Comfortable. What do you think is implied?

    Apparently I'm not the only one who would read the fine print!

    I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.

    @ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • silvermouse
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  • Amos_Umwhat
    Amos_Umwhat Posts: 9,881 ✭✭✭✭✭

    ^^ That bottom one cracks me up. My sister, RN/BSN who raised 4 kids and 2 husbands that were essentially large children, just got a lecture from her High School dropout granddaughter, who's raised no children, all about "Child Development Psychology". She said "the poor child didn't get one freakin' thing right, obviously knows absolutely nothing about the subject, and walked away smugly believing that she'd just schooled Grandma". Hilarious.

    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,692 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  • silvermouse
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  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,511 ✭✭✭✭✭

    That's hilarious. I had a cop, officer Dudas, confiscate a metal stick shift knob and a tire Guage during a traffic stop. Rookie cop trying to be a hardass in front of his older partner, picking on teenager's.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.