National Felons League
These guys should get their own thread so that we don't keep soiling the " you can't make this stuff up" thread.
I'll start
Deshawn Watson reading this be like:
@ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
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Of course, felonies are a Ravens tradition
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Justin Tucker making the sign of the Cross every time he's about to kick a field goal takes on a different tone now.
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Hey, don't spoil my Super Bowl weekend! I'm looking forward to Kareem Hunt carrying the ball for millions a year.
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@VegasFrank said:
Justin Tucker making the sign of the Cross every time he's about to kick a field goal takes on a different tone now."Oh please, let this finally be a Happy Ending Massage, Amen"
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Someone who's feeling better than Justin tuck right now
Oh and 31 with 3 1 losses coming via knockout. All within the first or second round.
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I’m just curious why the Tucker charges came after their playoff run ended.
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@VegasFrank said:
These guys should get their own thread so that we don't keep soiling the " you can't make this stuff up" thread.I'll start
For some reason I read this as “ 6 message therapists at the same time “ , which is like Costco sized sexual misconduct.
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@EgoBoundary said:
@VegasFrank said:
These guys should get their own thread so that we don't keep soiling the " you can't make this stuff up" thread.I'll start
For some reason I read this as “ 6 message therapists at the same time “ , which is like Costco sized sexual misconduct.
Nobody can be Deshawn Watson. You can only hope to be like Deshawn Watson.
If you're sicko, that is.
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Dude he's giving it his best shot I guess.
Coal quite a start this at
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https://apple.news/Ao9qEq9YKQIC8wG3xb5AOdA
Here’s an excerpt…
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A Justin "Tugger" anecdote
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@Rdp77 said:
https://apple.news/Ao9qEq9YKQIC8wG3xb5AOdAHere’s an excerpt…
https://apple.news/ANlRXqNEoR-aw1og29JgfWw
Finally a writer had some balls and called him out on it
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@Rdp77 said:
@Rdp77 said:
https://apple.news/Ao9qEq9YKQIC8wG3xb5AOdAHere’s an excerpt…
https://apple.news/ANlRXqNEoR-aw1og29JgfWw
Finally a writer had some balls and called him out on it
Lol he hammered ol boy
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Oh, I thought this was a political discussion.
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At least there’s one good football team in Pennsylvania.
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@Vision said:
Lol Pete is so afraid of Patrick mahomes rivaling Brady...
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After that performance, no one is worried. Patriots fans still would have had hope with 7 seconds left in the game.
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3 rings vs 7. Doubt it'll ever happen. Brady is the goat.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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If I had to pick one quarterback in his absolute prime to head a team of all time greatest football players in their prime to win a football game against an alien race for the survival of humanity...
I would pick Patrick mahomes.
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@VegasFrank said:
If I had to pick one quarterback in his absolute prime to head a team of all time greatest football players in their prime to win a football game against an alien race for the survival of humanity...
I would pick Patrick mahomes.
No you wouldn't. And you wouldn't pick Bill Russel or MJ because you have your mind made up on Labron.
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@Vision said:
@VegasFrank said:
If I had to pick one quarterback in his absolute prime to head a team of all time greatest football players in their prime to win a football game against an alien race for the survival of humanity...
I would pick Patrick mahomes.
No you wouldn't. And you wouldn't pick Bill Russel or MJ because you have your mind made up on Labron.
I wouldn't pick bill Russell. I would pick LeBron. AND JORDAN. I wouldn't pick gherig, and I would pick pujols.
And I would pick mahomes. He can make all the throws Brady can, and all the throws Brady can't. And he can run. #Nobrainer
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@VegasFrank said:
@Vision said:
@VegasFrank said:
If I had to pick one quarterback in his absolute prime to head a team of all time greatest football players in their prime to win a football game against an alien race for the survival of humanity...
I would pick Patrick mahomes.
No you wouldn't. And you wouldn't pick Bill Russel or MJ because you have your mind made up on Labron.
I wouldn't pick bill Russell. I would pick LeBron. AND JORDAN. I wouldn't pick gherig, and I would pick pujols.
And I would pick mahomes. He can make all the throws Brady can, and all the throws Brady can't. And he can run. #Nobrainer
Brady HAS 3 Hall of Fame careers. We will see where Kermit the Frog falls at the end.
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