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VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 19,877 ✭✭✭✭✭
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These guys should get their own thread so that we don't keep soiling the " you can't make this stuff up" thread.

I'll start

Deshawn Watson reading this be like:

@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
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  • Rdp77Rdp77 Posts: 7,644 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Of course, felonies are a Ravens tradition

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 19,877 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Justin Tucker making the sign of the Cross every time he's about to kick a field goal takes on a different tone now.

    @ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • rsherman24rsherman24 Posts: 7,673 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I see Justin Tucker giving him a run for his money

    My favorite cigar list here

  • VisionVision Posts: 9,784 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Hey, don't spoil my Super Bowl weekend! I'm looking forward to Kareem Hunt carrying the ball for millions a year.

  • TRayBTRayB Posts: 3,222 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:
    Justin Tucker making the sign of the Cross every time he's about to kick a field goal takes on a different tone now.

    "Oh please, let this finally be a Happy Ending Massage, Amen"

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 19,877 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Someone who's feeling better than Justin tuck right now

    Oh and 31 with 3 1 losses coming via knockout. All within the first or second round.

    @ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • Rdp77Rdp77 Posts: 7,644 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I’m just curious why the Tucker charges came after their playoff run ended.

  • d_bladesd_blades Posts: 4,356 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Rdp77 said:
    I’m just curious why the Tucker charges came after their playoff run ended.

    And why the charges are 8 years old.

    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

  • EgoBoundaryEgoBoundary Posts: 2,333 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:
    These guys should get their own thread so that we don't keep soiling the " you can't make this stuff up" thread.

    I'll start

    For some reason I read this as “ 6 message therapists at the same time “ , which is like Costco sized sexual misconduct.

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 19,877 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @EgoBoundary said:

    @VegasFrank said:
    These guys should get their own thread so that we don't keep soiling the " you can't make this stuff up" thread.

    I'll start

    For some reason I read this as “ 6 message therapists at the same time “ , which is like Costco sized sexual misconduct.

    Nobody can be Deshawn Watson. You can only hope to be like Deshawn Watson.

    If you're sicko, that is.

    @ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 19,877 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Dude he's giving it his best shot I guess.

    Coal quite a start this at

    @ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • Rdp77Rdp77 Posts: 7,644 ✭✭✭✭✭

  • rsherman24rsherman24 Posts: 7,673 ✭✭✭✭✭

    My favorite cigar list here

  • Rdp77Rdp77 Posts: 7,644 ✭✭✭✭✭

    https://apple.news/Ao9qEq9YKQIC8wG3xb5AOdA

    Here’s an excerpt…

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 19,877 ✭✭✭✭✭

    A Justin "Tugger" anecdote

    @ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • Rdp77Rdp77 Posts: 7,644 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Rdp77 said:
    https://apple.news/Ao9qEq9YKQIC8wG3xb5AOdA

    Here’s an excerpt…

    https://apple.news/ANlRXqNEoR-aw1og29JgfWw

    Finally a writer had some balls and called him out on it

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 19,877 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Rdp77 said:

    @Rdp77 said:
    https://apple.news/Ao9qEq9YKQIC8wG3xb5AOdA

    Here’s an excerpt…

    https://apple.news/ANlRXqNEoR-aw1og29JgfWw

    Finally a writer had some balls and called him out on it

    Lol he hammered ol boy

    @ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • NorthsideSmokeNorthsideSmoke Posts: 1,204 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Oh, I thought this was a political discussion.

  • Rdp77Rdp77 Posts: 7,644 ✭✭✭✭✭

    At least there’s one good football team in Pennsylvania.

  • VisionVision Posts: 9,784 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Rdp77 said:
    At least there’s one good football team in Pennsylvania.

    They have a second? The Steelers still play in the NFL? 🤔 I guess I forgot about them.

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 19,877 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Vision said:

    Lol Pete is so afraid of Patrick mahomes rivaling Brady...

    @ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • VisionVision Posts: 9,784 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:

    @Vision said:

    Lol Pete is so afraid of Patrick mahomes rivaling Brady...

    After that performance, no one is worried. Patriots fans still would have had hope with 7 seconds left in the game.

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 11,783 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:

    @Vision said:

    Lol Pete is so afraid of Patrick mahomes rivaling Brady...

    3 rings vs 7. Doubt it'll ever happen. Brady is the goat.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 19,877 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ShawnOL said:

    @VegasFrank said:

    @Vision said:

    Lol Pete is so afraid of Patrick mahomes rivaling Brady...

    3 rings vs 7. Doubt it'll ever happen. Brady is the goat.

    If I had to pick one quarterback in his absolute prime to head a team of all time greatest football players in their prime to win a football game against an alien race for the survival of humanity...

    I would pick Patrick mahomes.

    @ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • VisionVision Posts: 9,784 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:

    @ShawnOL said:

    @VegasFrank said:

    @Vision said:

    Lol Pete is so afraid of Patrick mahomes rivaling Brady...

    3 rings vs 7. Doubt it'll ever happen. Brady is the goat.

    If I had to pick one quarterback in his absolute prime to head a team of all time greatest football players in their prime to win a football game against an alien race for the survival of humanity...

    I would pick Patrick mahomes.

    No you wouldn't. And you wouldn't pick Bill Russel or MJ because you have your mind made up on Labron.

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 19,877 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 11

    @Vision said:

    @VegasFrank said:

    @ShawnOL said:

    @VegasFrank said:

    @Vision said:

    Lol Pete is so afraid of Patrick mahomes rivaling Brady...

    3 rings vs 7. Doubt it'll ever happen. Brady is the goat.

    If I had to pick one quarterback in his absolute prime to head a team of all time greatest football players in their prime to win a football game against an alien race for the survival of humanity...

    I would pick Patrick mahomes.

    No you wouldn't. And you wouldn't pick Bill Russel or MJ because you have your mind made up on Labron.

    I wouldn't pick bill Russell. I would pick LeBron. AND JORDAN. I wouldn't pick gherig, and I would pick pujols.

    And I would pick mahomes. He can make all the throws Brady can, and all the throws Brady can't. And he can run. #Nobrainer

    @ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • VisionVision Posts: 9,784 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 11

    @VegasFrank said:

    @Vision said:

    @VegasFrank said:

    @ShawnOL said:

    @VegasFrank said:

    @Vision said:

    Lol Pete is so afraid of Patrick mahomes rivaling Brady...

    3 rings vs 7. Doubt it'll ever happen. Brady is the goat.

    If I had to pick one quarterback in his absolute prime to head a team of all time greatest football players in their prime to win a football game against an alien race for the survival of humanity...

    I would pick Patrick mahomes.

    No you wouldn't. And you wouldn't pick Bill Russel or MJ because you have your mind made up on Labron.

    I wouldn't pick bill Russell. I would pick LeBron. AND JORDAN. I wouldn't pick gherig, and I would pick pujols.

    And I would pick mahomes. He can make all the throws Brady can, and all the throws Brady can't. And he can run. #Nobrainer

    Brady HAS 3 Hall of Fame careers. We will see where Kermit the Frog falls at the end.

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