Too close to call (picture contest)

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  • Itsfine
    Itsfine Posts: 20,637 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Fleshlight

    I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.

    @ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • Itsfine
    Itsfine Posts: 20,637 ✭✭✭✭✭

    A microchip

    I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.

    @ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • OutdoorsSmoke_21191
    OutdoorsSmoke_21191 Posts: 5,603 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Underwear for @Vision brass balls.

    A good cigar and the open road solve most problems.

  • Vision
    Vision Posts: 10,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @OutdoorsSmoke_21191 said:
    Underwear for @Vision brass balls.

    They don't call me "Teflon D0ng" for nuttin.....

  • Stubble
    Stubble Posts: 10,218 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Banana Peeler

    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,736 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Foot scraper

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  • Olekingcole
    Olekingcole Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Meat tenderizer hammer

    I don't have problems, just more work to do.

  • silvermouse
    silvermouse Posts: 23,659 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Gluing up a Traction Belt for Stubble's banana peeler

  • Vision
    Vision Posts: 10,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Wood rasp.

  • Olekingcole
    Olekingcole Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Gun sling

    I don't have problems, just more work to do.

  • Stubble
    Stubble Posts: 10,218 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • OutdoorsSmoke_21191
    OutdoorsSmoke_21191 Posts: 5,603 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Inner tube scraper

    A good cigar and the open road solve most problems.

  • IndustMech
    IndustMech Posts: 5,263 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Negative

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,736 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Something that removes the pills from sweaters. Pills are small balls of fabric that form on the surface of sweaters and other knitwear due to friction and repetitive washing.

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  • rsherman24
    rsherman24 Posts: 7,769 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • Olekingcole
    Olekingcole Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Ratchet strap

    I don't have problems, just more work to do.

  • OutdoorsSmoke_21191
    OutdoorsSmoke_21191 Posts: 5,603 ✭✭✭✭✭

    It’s sooooo obvious 🥱🥱🥱

    A good cigar and the open road solve most problems.

  • Stubble
    Stubble Posts: 10,218 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @OutdoorsSmoke_21191 said:
    It’s sooooo obvious 🥱🥱🥱

    Spill the beans Sunshine!

    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • IndustMech
    IndustMech Posts: 5,263 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Nope, and not what you're thinking.

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • OutdoorsSmoke_21191
    OutdoorsSmoke_21191 Posts: 5,603 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @IndustMech said:
    Nope, and not what you're thinking.

    What am I thinking Dr. Phil??

    A good cigar and the open road solve most problems.

  • IndustMech
    IndustMech Posts: 5,263 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @OutdoorsSmoke_21191 said:

    @IndustMech said:
    Nope, and not what you're thinking.

    What am I thinking Dr. Phil??

    You're thinking you know the answer, post your guess, we'll see if your right.

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • Sethbanks711
    Sethbanks711 Posts: 573 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Carpet kicker?

  • IndustMech
    IndustMech Posts: 5,263 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Sethbanks711 said:
    Carpet kicker?

    No

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • rsherman24
    rsherman24 Posts: 7,769 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • Stubble
    Stubble Posts: 10,218 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @rsherman24 said:
    @OutdoorsSmoke_21191 knows what it is

    But he is scared.....

    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • OutdoorsSmoke_21191
    OutdoorsSmoke_21191 Posts: 5,603 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Apparently, I do NOT know. John said so. @IndustMech

    A good cigar and the open road solve most problems.

  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,736 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @OutdoorsSmoke_21191 said:
    Apparently, I do NOT know. John said so. @IndustMech

    What did you think it was?

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  • rsherman24
    rsherman24 Posts: 7,769 ✭✭✭✭✭

    He knew the last 3, until he didn’t

  • Olekingcole
    Olekingcole Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭✭✭

    A cat’s tongue. He has another cat that's similar but not exact with a smooth tongue

    I don't have problems, just more work to do.