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  • OutdoorsSmoke_21191
    OutdoorsSmoke_21191 Posts: 5,537 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @MrShrek said:

    @OutdoorsSmoke_21191 said:
    @MrShrek bet you don’t get served breakfast like this.

    No, because she serves me bacon, eggs and pancakes after I leave her glazed like a donut. You amateur.

    🤯🤯🤯

    A good cigar and the open road solve most problems.

  • Vision
    Vision Posts: 10,034 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @MrShrek said:

    @OutdoorsSmoke_21191 said:
    @MrShrek bet you don’t get served breakfast like this.

    No, because she serves me bacon, eggs and pancakes after I leave her glazed like a donut. You amateur.

    I agree he's amateur, that's out of the way. I disagree that she's the one serving you. If you're still getting it at your age, you should be cooking that Saint a Ribeye.

  • Vision
    Vision Posts: 10,034 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @MrShrek said:

    ok ok you caught me…she’s too tired to cook afterwards.

    2+ minutes of mediocre sex and she's beat..... poor thing.

  • Vision
    Vision Posts: 10,034 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @OutdoorsSmoke_21191 said:
    Need I remind you all of my real life birthday gift from wife ?!! 😂😂😎

    Gift to yourself?

  • MrShrek
    MrShrek Posts: 2,695 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Vision said:
    2+ minutes of mediocre sex and she's beat..... poor thing.

    Hey now, we aren’t talking about your average here bub.

    @Vision said:

    Gift to yourself?

    Beat me to it. Once again you are quicker than me Pete.

  • Vision
    Vision Posts: 10,034 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @MrShrek said:

    @Vision said:
    2+ minutes of mediocre sex and she's beat..... poor thing.

    Hey now, we aren’t talking about your average here bub.

    @Vision said:

    Gift to yourself?

    Beat me to it. Once again you are quicker than me Pete.

    2 minutes? Oh what shall I do with the other?

    Fvcking right. I've got shït to do.

  • Hawks
    Hawks Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭✭✭

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    Nolite Oblivisci Peniculus Dentes

  • Cheapsmoke
    Cheapsmoke Posts: 1,150 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @OutdoorsSmoke_21191 said:
    Need I remind you all of my real life birthday gift from wife ?!! 😂😂😎

    I will say it again. If I were you I would be pissed at that guy and tell her to stop buying glasses with her boyfriends name in them.

  • Vision
    Vision Posts: 10,034 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @CheapSmoke said:

    @OutdoorsSmoke_21191 said:
    Need I remind you all of my real life birthday gift from wife ?!! 😂😂😎

    I will say it again. If I were you I would be pissed at that guy and tell her to stop buying glasses with her boyfriends name in them.

    P E T E R

  • OutdoorsSmoke_21191
    OutdoorsSmoke_21191 Posts: 5,537 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Vision said:

    @CheapSmoke said:

    @OutdoorsSmoke_21191 said:
    Need I remind you all of my real life birthday gift from wife ?!! 😂😂😎

    I will say it again. If I were you I would be pissed at that guy and tell her to stop buying glasses with her boyfriends name in them.

    P E T E R

    Not my mom…not my mother…Peter 🤣🤣

    A good cigar and the open road solve most problems.

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