Stupid **** that pops into my head
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@Yakster said:
Headless servers are computers designed to boot up and run without monitors, keyboards, or mice.Sounds like a nothing burger.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain2 -
@Amos_Umwhat said:
@Yakster said:
Headless servers are computers designed to boot up and run without monitors, keyboards, or mice.Sounds like a nothing burger.
Yeah, but he had the expertise and knowledge to explain it so we now it. Otherwise we had no idea.
Wait, is nothing burger a computer nerd term too, and y’all are both talking over my head?
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@Bob_Luken said:
@Amos_Umwhat said:
@Yakster said:
Headless servers are computers designed to boot up and run without monitors, keyboards, or mice.Sounds like a nothing burger.
Yeah, but he had the expertise and knowledge to explain it so we now it. Otherwise we had no idea.
Wait, is nothing burger a computer nerd term too, and y’all are both talking over my head?
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I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves livesIt'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
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Ever wonder where all the stupid goes when people die? Do they take it to the grave or is it just reincarnated in another idiot?
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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Definitely reincarnated…and then spread further through reproduction.
If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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Horses eat grass. Why don't we drink horse milk? Hmmm.🤔
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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If I'm not mistaken, in parts of the world such as Mongolia or Kazakhstan it's quite popular. They even make fermented horse milk drinks.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain4 -
They’re also a regular food source basically everywhere in the world that has them…except here.
If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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It's all about the numbers. Apologies for the mixed units in the following summary.
Common Dairy Animals (Approximate Yields)
Cow (Holstein): ~9 gallons (34L) per day; ~24,000 lbs/year.
Buffalo (Murrah): 10-16+ liters per day; 2500-3600L/lactation.
Goat: ~900-1200 liters per lactation (higher than sheep).
Sheep: ~450-500 liters per lactation (specialized breeds yield more).
Camel: ~5 liters per day.
Mare (Horse): ~10 liters per day.
Reindeer: ~20 liters per day (high yield but seasonal/specific).Join us on Zoom vHerf (Meeting # 2619860114 Password vHerf2020 )3 -
@Bob_Luken said:
@ShawnOL said:
Horses eat grass. Why don't we drink horse milk? Hmmm.🤔Way back, so far back we forgot who did it, somebody stole baby food from a bunch of different mammaries and cows were chosen. Probably because they were the safest. The lions resisted too much.
I believe Mongolians still consume mares milk.
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@Yakster said:
It's all about the numbers. Apologies for the mixed units in the following summary.Common Dairy Animals (Approximate Yields)
Cow (Holstein): ~9 gallons (34L) per day; ~24,000 lbs/year.
Buffalo (Murrah): 10-16+ liters per day; 2500-3600L/lactation.
Goat: ~900-1200 liters per lactation (higher than sheep).
Sheep: ~450-500 liters per lactation (specialized breeds yield more).
Camel: ~5 liters per day.
Mare (Horse): ~10 liters per day.
Reindeer: ~20 liters per day (high yield but seasonal/specific).They left yak out of it. Not a huge amount bt high in butterfat
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@Cheapsmoke said:
@Bob_Luken said:
@ShawnOL said:
Horses eat grass. Why don't we drink horse milk? Hmmm.🤔Way back, so far back we forgot who did it, somebody stole baby food from a bunch of different mammaries and cows were chosen. Probably because they were the safest. The lions resisted too much.
I believe Mongolians still consume mares milk.
Again a matter of production. You can try and milk the studs if you want, but low yield, taste, and difficulty in getting him to stop following you around once you've done it, well, it's just not feasible.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain5 -
Some people are walking around who are "it" from recess 65 years ago, and don't even know it.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis6 -
Christmas time is great because you can shout 'Don't come in here!' and people assume you're wrapping their presents, instead of just wanting to be left alone.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis10 -
Does that work with the firefighters that think your house is burning down when you are just roasting coffee
A little dirt never hurt8 -
I don't like how Christmas is used to put obligations and requirements on people, to meet up or buy stuff, just because a "holiday" has come around again.
Spend time with people who make you smile whenever you can. Show those in your life how much you care for them all year long, not just when a calendar says you have to.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis6 -
I just finished making my New Year's resolutions, so I can start breaking them over the weekend. Waiting until January 2nd to break resolutions is for amateurs.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis6 -
Several years ago I made a New Years resolution to not make anymore , and have stood by it. Refuse to be a quitter.
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Finally came up with a New Year's Resolution I can't fail at. I resolve to feel tired & sore everyday and forget what the hell I was just about to do even more in 2026.
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Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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Have you ever wondered what your pets think of incandescent lighting? Do they find it annoying or a miracle?
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@ShawnOL said:
Have you ever wondered what your pets think of incandescent lighting? Do they find it annoying or a miracle?>
I wonder more what they think about elevators. Enter a box in one place and exit in another...
Or maybe they are just thinking about the incandescent light.2 -
@ShawnOL said:
Have you ever wondered what your pets think of incandescent lighting? Do they find it annoying or a miracle?Had a friend in WA that used full spectrum lighting to trick his goats into breeding year around. Only guy that had fresh goat milk in the winter time
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@Cheapsmoke said:
@ShawnOL said:
Have you ever wondered what your pets think of incandescent lighting? Do they find it annoying or a miracle?>
I wonder more what they think about elevators. Enter a box in one place and exit in another...
Or maybe they are just thinking about the incandescent light.Reminds me of the old joke about the Amish couple, visiting the big city for the first time, and the guy's reaction to the elevator: husband waits in the lobby, while the wife gets in the elevator going up, and in a short while, a much younger, prettier woman gets out. He's anxiously waiting to see how the elevator transforms his old gal.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis5 -
I've been watching nonsense on YouTube and I wonder how someone can legally waive their Miranda rights when they are severely impaired by a substance.
I'm watching these drunks on TV talking to cops and incriminating the hell out of themselves. Obviously they're guilty anyways, or at least the ones I've seen, but I wonder how someone who doesn't understand that they've killed someone with their car can legally wave one of their rights?
I mean there was this one girl who was a 0.264% and she was so blitzed that if one of her college buddies had slept with her she probably could have claimed that she was too intoxicated to give consent.
So how does the court think that you understand your Miranda Rights in the same scenario?
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@ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.4 -
some things are intentionally not noticed in the justice system
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This is part of the reason more wealthy people get out of the consequences of a DUI. They can afford lawyers that have enough sense to dispute that very fact. My guess is that most public defenders are in that position because they’re not knowledgeable enough to hold a better one.
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