Stupid **** that pops into my head
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@silvermouse said:
Brilliant idea but too late:
https://www.muridaepet.com/mouser-pet-foodOh no. Nope. One mouse in my life is plenty!
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Has anyone ever eaten a buzzard's egg?
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain0 -
I'd imagine it would taste like most other eggs.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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My mother-in-law made me some eggs once. Does that count?
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis8 -
The Ark of the Covenant is in the Kaaba
If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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Guess that that proves it isn't a figment of someone's imagination.
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a teacherless K–8 school where students are taught exclusively by artificial intelligence for two hours per day will open in Chicago this fall
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There's also a claim that it's being held in a sanctuary in Ethiopia. No visitors allowed, though.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain0 -
Yeah, that’s a long standing claim. There’s also the claim of a monastery in France. I’ve never heard anyone else claim it being the Kaaba. But it just makes sense to me.
If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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Actually, its buried under a Denny's by the highway in Ohio.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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I think we need some top men to work this case.
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@silvermouse said:
Brilliant idea but too late:
https://www.muridaepet.com/mouser-pet-foodI bought a couple cans of it. First can didn't open, the pull-tab came off and my kid threw it away in his anger. The second can opened perfectly and the cat loved it. I think i got chicken and mouse, maybe it was turkey and mouse. Either way, they have one that is rabbit and mouse that I'll be ordering soon for a special treat. Won't order more than half dozen at a time since its $2.69 per can and there's not a price reduction if you buy the case of 24 cans.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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mice don't come cheap
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We’re popular this morning. I wonder if it’s all the discord refugees looking for a place to land.
If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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If blue and yellow make green, why dont blue and green make yellow or green and yellow make blue?
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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How do you know? Have you tried?
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis1 -
B+Y=G
B+G=B+(B+Y)I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves livesIt'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
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people don't snore unless they are asleep
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@silvermouse said:
people don't snore unless they are asleepI've met a few mouth breathers that snore when they're awake.
"Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...7 -
Since we don't know when we're going to die, how can we know when to have a midlife crisis? Therefore, the only real solution is to have an ongoing crisis... and buy more cigars.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis5 -
Why do people say “ássless chaps”?
Has anyone ever seen chaps that actually have an áss?If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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@Rdp77 said:
Why do people say “ássless chaps”?
Has anyone ever seen chaps that actually have an áss?I will send you a picture 🤣
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