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They owe me a Brazilian dollars already.
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https://apple.news/A4yE6YE8sQFuU1rkIZVIwZw
Great idea. Try evading police by busting into a Marine Corps base

If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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And here I'm trying to figure out how to give away 14oz of homegrown
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Hey we had a local girl that drove drunk to the police station demanding they sell her cigarettes..
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LONDON/NAIROBI, June 15 (Reuters) - The United States is spending almost $25,000 every month to store contraceptives in Belgium that were originally bought for use in poorer nations but are now mainly unusable, according to a report from officials reviewed by Reuters.
Around $9.7 million worth of contraceptives, including implants and pills, have been stuck in a Belgian warehouse since January last year, when the U.S. first froze foreign aid. The stock could have helped prevent millions of unwanted pregnancies and saved lives, aid sources have said.Between January 2025 and March of this year, storing and transporting the stock has cost $360,667
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AI strikes again
“It was pretty cool to see a ticket that’s $4,000, and I could just hit a button and issue as many as I wanted,” says Carroll, who runs the startup Seats.aero but also does independent security research. “I could go to every single event with no limitations or restrictions: I could get the backstage pass or whatever they sell to the super VIPs—even if it’s sold out.”
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Dicky Pride became a two-time winner of the Professional Golfers’ Association Tour Champions after winning ****’s Open.
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I can't understand how a chicken farmer can turn a profit selling eggs for $ 2.00/dozen
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@silvermouse said:
I can't understand how a chicken farmer can turn a profit selling eggs for $ 2.00/dozenOn an industrial scale, the actual chicken is the main source of income. Eggs are a byproduct that add to the profit.
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@silvermouse said:
I can't understand how a chicken farmer can turn a profit selling eggs for $ 2.00/dozenThey'd rather break even than hear everyone **** and complain about $3 eggs. Oh no, my dozen eggs that can make two or three or four or up to twelve meals cost nearly half of what I spend on a gotdamn cup of coffee twice a day!
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Well, if you have 500,000 chicken and each lays an egg every day..... lots of eggs.
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