you can't make this stuff up

ShawnOL · May 25

They owe me a Brazilian dollars already.

Yakster · May 26

Father's day gift at 🎯

Rdp77 · June 14

https://apple.news/A4yE6YE8sQFuU1rkIZVIwZw

Great idea. Try evading police by busting into a Marine Corps base

dirtdude · June 14

And here I'm trying to figure out how to give away 14oz of homegrown

WolfHunter909_ · June 14

Hey we had a local girl that drove drunk to the police station demanding they sell her cigarettes..

silvermouse · June 16

https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/us-paying-almost-25000-month-store-unusable-contraceptives-stuck-belgium-2026-06-15/

LONDON/NAIROBI, June 15 (Reuters) - The United States is spending almost $25,000 every month to store contraceptives in Belgium that were originally bought for ‌use in poorer nations but are now mainly unusable, according to a report from officials reviewed by Reuters.
Around $9.7 million worth of contraceptives, including implants and pills, have been stuck in a Belgian warehouse since January last year, when the U.S. first froze foreign aid. The stock could have helped prevent millions of unwanted pregnancies and saved lives, aid sources have said.

Between January 2025 and March of this year, storing and transporting the stock has cost $360,667

silvermouse · July 1

AI strikes again

“It was pretty cool to see a ticket that’s $4,000, and I could just hit a button and issue as many as I wanted,” says Carroll, who runs the startup Seats.aero but also does independent security research. “I could go to every single event with no limitations or restrictions: I could get the backstage pass or whatever they sell to the super VIPs—even if it’s sold out.”
https://www.wired.com/story/claude-helped-a-hacker-find-a-way-to-issue-tickets-to-almost-every-us-music-festival/

silvermouse · July 1

Dicky Pride became a two-time winner of the Professional Golfers’ Association Tour Champions after winning ****’s Open.

Rdp77 · July 1

silvermouse · July 1

I can't understand how a chicken farmer can turn a profit selling eggs for $ 2.00/dozen

Rdp77 · July 1

@silvermouse said:
I can't understand how a chicken farmer can turn a profit selling eggs for $ 2.00/dozen

On an industrial scale, the actual chicken is the main source of income. Eggs are a byproduct that add to the profit.

CharlieHeis · July 2

@silvermouse said:
I can't understand how a chicken farmer can turn a profit selling eggs for $ 2.00/dozen

They'd rather break even than hear everyone **** and complain about $3 eggs. Oh no, my dozen eggs that can make two or three or four or up to twelve meals cost nearly half of what I spend on a gotdamn cup of coffee twice a day!

ShawnOL · July 2

Well, if you have 500,000 chicken and each lays an egg every day..... lots of eggs.

silvermouse · July 4

An AI just carried out a cyber attack without any human oversight for the first time | The Independent https://share.google/owQvxVkj8qHbBSmL6

The fully automated campaign involved an AI carrying out a ransomware attack, where victims are forced to pay a ransom in order to regain access to their data.

A team from cloud security firm Sysdig said the AI attacker, which they named Jadepuffer, broke into a vulnerable server, discovered passwords and login credentials, and then encrypted a production database before demanding a bitcoin ransom.

CharlieHeis · July 4

AI may inadvertently end the internet as we know it if nothing can be secured anymore. Good job, reet hards.

Rdp77 · 11:29AM

Amos_Umwhat · 11:59AM

^^ I have no idea how to respond to that. ^^

ShawnOL · 1:27PM

I bet he'll never do that again.

peter4jc · 3:57PM

I call b.s. With the pain and blood loss, it would be nigh impossible to be that coherent and walking away from the scene. How high would he have to be?

Stubble · 4:27PM

I hope the charges against him are stiff.

Think they'll erect a statue of him?

That took balls.

What a dïck thing to do...

you can't make this stuff up

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