Stupid **** that pops into my head
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what's the point of having 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 stars? Is it just to keep the universe inflated and open for business?
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So you can find your way at night.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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Well if someone pays to name each star........
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If spider webs are sticky, why dont spiders get stuck in them? Hmmm.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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What makes Teflon sick to the pan?
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Would the Teflon fall off of the pan or would the pan fall off of the teflon?
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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Why do roosters crow but crows caw?
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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Does everybody get the same number of posts per page, and do everybody's page breaks happen at the same post?
i.e. Edward's post is the first post on this thread?
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis0 -
Same here
A little dirt never hurt0 -
I kept seeing those memes posted by someone named Fiona, and thought, "Who in the world joins a cigar forum to do nothing but post memes?" The warden in me said, "We can't have that!" But then I looked into it and found out who she is.
Carry on, sweet person, carry on.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis3 -
Hahahaha!!! 😝 I participate in other ways I swear!
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You got by the warden so I think you have it made @Fiona. There still @Bob_Luken and @Itsfine but you passed the big hurdle
A little dirt never hurt5 -
That's why we have 3 gatekeepers
A little dirt never hurt0 -
Hoping everyone still has all of their fingers and both eyes this morning.
Sorry Pete
If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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Why is everyone overwhelmed or underwhelmed but you never hear about people being the just right amount of whelmed.
I don't have problems, just more work to do.
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I feel whelmed today. Does that help?
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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Why is one pronounced won?
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis1 -
Why don't we pronounce the meow in homeowner
I don't have problems, just more work to do.
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I've hummed this tune in my head off and on for years, but never knew it was the Volga Boat Song. Huh.
https://youtu.be/0tw3g88JtWA?si=3ZA28C7Xtf9_jP_N"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis3 -
Here he is after he left the navy.
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I pissed my wife off this morning by trolling her about how T-Rex’s probably had wings, the lack of evidence of them is not proof they didn’t exist, especially if you consider they could be boneless wings like a butterfly. That’s probably where the term boneless wings came from. After that she was ready for me to go to work. 😆I don't have problems, just more work to do.
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Remember road flares? Hardly see them anymore.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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Most everyone now has the little red triangle button on their dashboard (it is illegal to drive with it flashing). I wonder how many tires were punctured by the nail in the flare dregs.
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Where's the fun in eating cheddar brats if you don't get burned by boiling cheese?
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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The sun might have disappeared in the last 8 minutes. And I wouldn't even realize it if it did.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis1 -
Yes, and how about the kerosene pots to light up construction areas on the roads!
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https://youtu.be/sTSA_sWGM44